Captain Dave

Standing tall from my applebox. Satire account, putting smiles on the faces of Scientology's victims and survivors.

[Marc Headley @blownforgood]

Going to do a quick Live stream with Mike Rinder on YouTube for anyone who wants to tune in. https://t.co/nQWkOcytBO

[Captain Dave @MrMiscabbage]

Stoner Dave

[Captain Dave @MrMiscabbage]

It was just a phase, ok. #EmoDave

[Captain Dave @MrMiscabbage]

The mirror was too high up & I couldn't see myself. Luckily @GrowingupinSCN was there to help me shave this morning! #ShaveyDavey

[Captain Dave @MrMiscabbage]

Pick me! Join Lil Davy's Navy - contracts starting from 1 billion years.

[Captain Dave @MrMiscabbage]

Ready to rock!

[Captain Dave @MrMiscabbage]

I was a skater boi, I said see ya later boi ;)