Austin Measles

Self taught model and public finger

[Austin Measles @MrMorningg]

Im not pro bully, but at what point does the anti bully campaign start to bully the cool kids? We could lose a whole generation of cool kids

[Austin Measles @MrMorningg]

A really strong guy in a tank top petting his small poodle in the passenger seat at a red light. W

[Austin Measles @MrMorningg]

Full self driving saves the day again @Tesla @elonmusk

[Austin Measles @MrMorningg]

@elonmusk

[Austin Measles @MrMorningg]

Wait, did my $99 full self driving subscription just stop at a green light and save my life? @Tesla @elonmusk

[Austin Measles @MrMorningg]

What a time to be alive @Tesla

[Degen CPA @DrewVento]

The gayest thing a man can do is celebrate his birthday

[Not Jerome Powell @alifarhat79]

“The U.S. dollar isn’t even backed by anything.”

The U.S. dollar:

[Austin Measles @MrMorningg]

@DonaldJTrumpJr Imagine if Timmy Balz won federal authority last year

[PNW Conservative @PNWConservative]

Not to be a conspiracy theorist.

Melissa Hortman was the ONLY Democrat to vote against healthcare for illegals in Minnesota.

She was the deciding vote.

Then she was assass*nated.

Incredible coincidence.

[autist @litteralyme0]

you know who isn't in the epstein files?

[Neet @neet_sol]

> Works a 9-to-5 for 50 years
> Fed prints 40% of the total money supply
> Inflates away 20 years of your work

[Worst Finance Takes @Lifeinvestmoney]

If you’re a man and don’t feel well or are going through something tough

Just remember no one cares

[Austin Measles @MrMorningg]

@ProofOfMoney @grok is this true?

[greg @greg16676935420]

In honor of Know Nut November here’s all the different kind of nuts

Which nut do you like the most?

[Austin Measles @MrMorningg]

@UDOTTRAFFIC when does SR-92 open?

[Austin Measles @MrMorningg]

@BarackObama @MichelleObama Nice try diddy

[Alex Hormozi @AlexHormozi]

At your funeral, friends and family will argue over who gets your belongings.

People will talk about the food and the venue.

Your life will be summarized in 2-3 paragraphs.

Conversations will shift from your life to their lives.

Your friends will drive away thinking about what’s next on their to-do list.

Some people won't be able to make it because "something came up."

And most of the people you know today won’t even be there.

You’re gonna die.
People will move on (in weeks not years).
Do what you want.

[Austin Measles @MrMorningg]

If you’re financing the Lamborghini, you probably shouldn’t

[Elon Musk @elonmusk]

I fully endorse President Trump and hope for his rapid recovery