MrNeedles

The most merciful thing in the world, I think, is the inability of the human mind to correlate all its contents

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@ayaantaimour Fuck off you utter cunt

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@shedden @PunksWPurpose Change the font and republish it 🤦‍♂️Calibri, Caslon or Arial will do, gave up reading after one paragraph

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@malvisi_l

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@OwenJones84 #Torynator #JUDGMENTDAY #ToryScum

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@Strive4Sudbury @Conservatives #elections #ToriesOut

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I swear Gary Neville is channelling Kevin Costner as Jim Garrison in JFK right now #stopthesuperleague

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You forgot Hammond, 1977. A masterclass in superhero acting.

[NOW @NOW]

Spoiler: The answer is @TobeyMaguire.

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@Alger61R @KateEMcCann "No, it's just as bad for men. I know about this, it's happened to me. And some of my friends. Men are equally afraid of walking down the street and we are scared too"

A masterclass in mansplaining and deflection #SlowClap

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@RichThorne2 @DonaldJTrumpJr @searchin4summer You actually think that's a real photo? Haha - you dumb ass!

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I shouldn't but... #goatse #accidentalgoatse #wrong

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#readthemandunderstandthem #trump

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@itsJeffTiedrich Melania arrives in Florida.

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!

[Jenny Johnson @JennyJohnsonHi5]

When Air Force One landed in Florida:

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Looks like the more expensive Melania has been returned to the store.

[Michael Beschloss @BeschlossDC]

Treat yourself to this scene of the deposed President, just now in Florida. Please be sure to send back our plane.

[The next Monifah ♓️ @paige2page]

White House staff watching Trump leave for his final departure

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#trump #fail #biden

[Nick Adams @NickAdamsinUSA]

Donald Trump is MY PRESIDENT!

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To want better for our children, to hope for the future, to have faith in our leaders, the brilliance and sheer ideas that diversity has brought since the very birth of the Nation. And, of course, the ability to whine like a hurt dog when it doesn't go your way.

[Matt Walsh @MattWalshBlog]

Really? Please describe America's shared culture. What are the deep and meaningful values and traditions that almost all of us share.

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Happy Birthday @BettyMWhite

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If you like absurdist British comedy, look no further than the mighty Big Train

https://t.co/5nTXXUmdy0

[Elon Musk @elonmusk]

Monty Python is amazing
https://t.co/UJq94IWT88