Matt Douglas

[Pokémon GO @PokemonGoApp]

What’s in the box? 👀

You can RT and find out!

Roaming Form Gimmighoul can now be caught in #PokemonGO! We’re celebrating by giving away Gimmighoul-themed prizes!🥳🎉

To claim:

Follow us on Twitter
RT this post with #GOGimmighoul

You’ll get a code to redeem. Let’s GO!

[Gearbox Loot @GearboxLoot]

The snow is gently falling, colorful lights are glowing, and the Gearbox Loot Holiday Raffle has started! ❄️✨

Featuring over 20+ collectible items, it’s a holly jolly treasure trove of loot! The raffle runs all month - enter today! 🎮🎁

Enter now: https://t.co/rC00f9OJuJ 🤩

[Matt Douglas @MrNegativity138]

ATTENTION FRIENDS. I HAVE RECEIVED FIVE DOLLARS FROM CARDS AGAINST HUMANITY IN EXCHANGE FOR POSTING THIS ADVERTISEMENT. GET YOUR OWN FIVE DOLLARS AT https://t.co/UAGrHw883X #GOTFIVEDOLLARS

[Fetch @FetchRewards]

Our CEO & founder @WesSchroll finally got a twitter! Let's celebrate with a giveaway 🙌

How to Enter:
1. RT and use hashtag #WelcomeWes
2. Include your Fetch referral code
3. Follow @WesSchroll  and @FetchRewards 

4 randomly selected winners get 25K points each

[Matt Douglas @MrNegativity138]

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[Fetch @FetchRewards]

Our CEO & founder @WesSchroll finally got a twitter! Let's celebrate with a giveaway 🙌

How to Enter:
1. RT and use hashtag #WelcomeWes
2. Include your Fetch referral code
3. Follow @WesSchroll  and @FetchRewards 

4 randomly selected winners get 25K points each

[Matt Douglas @MrNegativity138]

🎁 🎉#AnimalCrossing #NintendoSwitch and #LinksAwakening Giveaway! 🎉 🎁

Anyone can have a chance to win this AWESOME Zelda prize pack.

Complete your entry here 👉 https://t.co/1yRvBR6ByY

[Matt Douglas @MrNegativity138]

#worxlandroidsweepstakes

[Matt Douglas @MrNegativity138]

I Just Entered to Win a @TCL_USA 65" 4K HDR Roku TV & $100 @Sling Gift Card From @CordCuttersNews You Can Enter Here: https://t.co/kPUOBZKMpO

[Arrested Development @arresteddev]

Let's hear it for the red, white and Bluth! #4thofJuly2018

[Matt Douglas @MrNegativity138]

@ColtCabana could you please rt? I would really appreciate the help. https://t.co/kqF1DapoVC

[Matt Douglas @MrNegativity138]

@gameofkittens my kittens might literally explode in this heat, could you please rt? https://t.co/kqF1Da7Nx2

[Matt Douglas @MrNegativity138]

@TellEmSteveDave could you please rt my gofundme? My family is possibly going to murder me in this heat. https://t.co/kqF1DapoVC

[Sarah Beattie @nachosarah]

ok fine I mainly want stricter gun laws because it'd be great to see a terrorist walk into a building and just start slapping everyone

[Sarah Beattie @nachosarah]

hey vegetarians animals are just real life piñatas that are filled with better candy

[mike ginn @shutupmikeginn]

sorry if I was acting weird last night its just that I'm really weird

[Matt Douglas @MrNegativity138]

@TellEmSteveDave it's working just fine for me on the tune in app. Any problems are Ming's fault.

[mike ginn @shutupmikeginn]

how about a date something casual no pressure just a cup of coffee, the drink that will sometimes give you diarrhea

[Nihilist Arby's @nihilist_arbys]

In honor of the NFL, this Sunday come to Arbys and shoot your dick off through your sweatpants while surrounded by rapists and criminals.

[Nihilist Arby's @nihilist_arbys]

It's the weekend! Know what that means? That's right! You're closer to death than you've ever been before. Arbys: serving food

[Snorklhuahua @weinerdog4life]

I say potato you say potato, another guy says potato, everyone starts chanting potato, the potato meeting was a huge success