Steven Parkes

Recently unretired card game king // Wolves fan // Pub quiz MVP// Sarcastic amputator.

[Steven Parkes @MrNeonPix]

@CrossCountryUK may have the worst trains imaginable, and I've just spent a week in a country that still uses steam power and wooden carriages. Never a seat, vestibules RAMMED, and luggage? FUGEDDABOUTIT

[Steven Parkes @MrNeonPix]

@KingSmudge Are you there tomorrow? Asking for a friend. I'm the friend.

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@KingSmudge I was JUST thinking this earlier. Face Orton / Heel Cena is fucking ODD and i'm here for it!

[Steven Parkes @MrNeonPix]

@PleasantKenobi It's been rife for years. Attention being drawn to it is giving people the tools to notice it happening and call people on their ish.

Keep it up.

[Steven Parkes @MrNeonPix]

@HillbillyPixie @Maffewgregg

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@jakenheimer5 @Maffewgregg

[Steven Parkes @MrNeonPix]

@awkward_turtler It's me, Hi, I'm the person it's me. 😂

[Steven Parkes @MrNeonPix]

@awkward_turtler Knew you had it in you! Sorry the technician didn't have time to help!

[Steven Parkes @MrNeonPix]

@awkward_turtler It wasn't a posi-drive? 🧐

[Steven Parkes @MrNeonPix]

@WMmetro What time are trams running until today? :)

[Steven Parkes @MrNeonPix]

The discourse about the upcoming YGO Bonanza set is delicious.

I cleared more in making TOP 8 in a side event (that only "garbage boomer players" care about) than players making TOP 2 in the main. But hey, we don't care/count. 😂

[Steven Parkes @MrNeonPix]

I spent my Friday doing a thing. 🤫

[Steven Parkes @MrNeonPix]

@ReggieBez Got any of them Crypts?

[Steven Parkes @MrNeonPix]

@mattkoonmusic It is the most delicious and succulent beef you'll eat in your life. Roasted slow'n'low. The edge it has is we never thought it would happen. I'm legitimately looking to fly out to Grand slam just for this.

[Steven Parkes @MrNeonPix]

@DariusExMachina Fire.

I went NUTS for this on release

[Steven Parkes @MrNeonPix]

If you think I'm not flying to whatever country McGuinness/Danielson is happening in, you're a damned fool.

I'll travel to Australia if I have to.

[Jack The Jobber @JackTheJobber]

So many great options for Bryan to face in this farewell reign:

- Joe
- Claudio
- Pac
- Takeshita
- Anyone but Nigel McGuinness because he's actually been very mean to Bryan for a long time and doesn't deserve to be rewarded for his consistent nastiness
- Steve Blackman (no dq)

[Steven Parkes @MrNeonPix]

This is the first I've actually marked out in a good five years.

What a time to be alive.

[Drainmaker @TheDrainmaker]

NIGEL MCGUINNESS IN THE CASINO GAUNTLET... WHAT THE HELL?!?!!!

NIGEL HAS COME OUT OF RETIREMENT IN HIS HOME OF ENGLAND. OH MY FREAKING GOD.

[Steven Parkes @MrNeonPix]

@PokeDubz You go live your best life, king.

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@AbrandNewMac Perfect.

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@ProperDM_ Not a clue, but this shirt is DOPE