Kevin Harvey

Modern day Anti-hero. Abuser of substances and logic. There are no men like me, there's only me.

[Kevin Harvey @MrNineLives]

#chickenlivesmatter

[Kevin Harvey @MrNineLives]

Ya'll fuck boys wanna look like me, ya'll jus don't wanna work like me.

Quit takin 5 minute breaks between sets to look at yo phone pussy!

[Kevin Harvey @MrNineLives]

BWoodBGood promptly loses value. Endless $ pit. If ya can't pay 🤑 for it, you're just tryna big dick it. Just get me from a to b ✔️

[Kevin Harvey @MrNineLives]

People who make payments on appliances, beds, tv's and even cars are fuckin jamokes

[Kevin Harvey @MrNineLives]

@M0tesmagoats

The fuck do you mean you're "not allowed" coffee? Pretty sure we live in America.... Just pop a couple #excedrins ✌🏻️🙅🏼

[Kevin Harvey @MrNineLives]

Did I just hear a commercial narrator refer to the Angry Birds/Pigs fued as "The Greatest Rivalry of all time?" Yeah I did. Lol

[Kevin Harvey @MrNineLives]

Kid asks me to play a game of 1 v 1 🏀 and I responded with "Bruh, I eat little fuck boys like you for breakfast."
#soundedgayerthanintended

[Kevin Harvey @MrNineLives]

Tear it down. Build it back up. Lather. Rinse. Repeat.
You can't kill me that easy, I'm @MrNineLives !!! #thepheonixrises

[Kevin Harvey @MrNineLives]

@LLcoolwood_ don't hide from the monster Nick. Embrace what you are. In this world chalk full of #yesmen, and bitches, our kind needs you.

[Kevin Harvey @MrNineLives]

The girls and the #gayboys certainly won't complain, and I tuned out you weak, h8in ass dudes a longggg time ago. ✌🏻️✌🏻😘😘

[Kevin Harvey @MrNineLives]

Fuck this. If girls can wear tight ass yoga pants to show off #dabooty, Ima start rockin ridiculously tight joggers and go commando all day.

[Kevin Harvey @MrNineLives]

If we by chance meet in the flesh... Well then I'm already jealous. I've never had the opportunity to meet myself

[Kevin Harvey @MrNineLives]

Colored chicks love dishing me free chipotle. And I love them in turn.

[Kevin Harvey @MrNineLives]

You catch mah girl legs open ya better smash that. Just don't be surprised when she asks, "Where the cash at?!?" 🤑😜

[Kevin Harvey @MrNineLives]

@BWoodBGood interesting concept here..Bear with me...
We open a strip joint... At an airport... And call it "The Landing Strip."
#DoYourJob

[Kevin Harvey @MrNineLives]

But when you look good and errbody knows it, them same pathetic, jealous, bitchass h8ers start cryn "STEROIDS!" Or "I Wish I had the time!"😂

[Kevin Harvey @MrNineLives]

Gain a couple lbs.. They shoutin' "BEER AND ICE CREAM!"
Ditch the weight, and dey start whispering, "cocaine."

(Chirp)

[Kevin Harvey @MrNineLives]

People always assume the worst man. Smh. @Chan95Jones : Why is the #badbetchofberries from a hike in the woods theory not being entertained?

[Kevin Harvey @MrNineLives]

Anyone else think Holly Holm is kinda sexy?!?

NOT ONE OF YOU, FINDS POWAH SEXAY?!?

[Kevin Harvey @MrNineLives]

I can't help but feel like I've met one.. Maybe 2? Of these fuckin lobotomized lunatics on that @HBO heroin documentary. The hell? 🤔🤔