Mister Nobody

life is wurd.

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If climate change does us in, it’ll be like we spent all these millennia trying to normalize and symmetrize our facial features for nothing. 🤦‍♂️

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@BBKogan @InternetHippo Drives me crazy this fact isn’t circulated everywhere. Message from Democrats should plainly be “you’ll be richer if I win”, but somehow they manage to lose on that message every single election.

Lies somehow overwhelmingly outmeasure the truth every single time. Infuriating.

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@Espngreeny What did they do that was dumb?

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@omarpakman @PodSaveAmerica If you don’t consider this to be a very important distinction, you could still consider voting on behalf of the tens of millions of people that have looked at this very closely and believe the distinction matters a great deal.

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@TVietor08 It’s a shame the “house of representatives” isn’t actually a giant group house where they all need to live together, because that would be kind of fun. 🤔

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@juryverdicts @BillSimmons It wasn’t “best players right now”, it was more of a “who are you counting on the most in the next five years” thing. Luka was just dinged on that because he seems to be battling some injury all the time. Not sure I agree but it’s not crazy. NBA Central just misrepresented it. 🤷‍♂️

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@Espngreeny Not about this game in particular, but does anyone else wonder about rim tension in games like this?

East rim (both teams): 100
West rim (both teams): 70

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@FanMahome People would have criticized him for settling for the jumper instead of taking it to the basket. He had a possible three point play by attacking. He also got fouled and they didn’t call it. 🤷‍♂️

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@timkawakami Meh… they’ve had an unbelievable run. The only way it doesn’t end ugly is when it ends too soon. 🤷‍♂️

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@BillSimmons If it were more competitive and someone got seriously injured, that would be really dumb.

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@rodger Receiving is the smart choice, though. If they both match scores, it goes to sudden death and they get the ball.

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@rodger Good point.

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@RodsBods @blairpostma @CSimmsQB @ben_bot_baldwin Interesting - thanks. Yeah, I’d assumed the best modeled time to go for it was the one before the half (when they didn’t). This model shows that, but by a slimmer margin than I would have thought.

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@FieldYates They also could have set up the kicking team so if they were stopped on 3rd, they run out and kick the FG within maybe 15 seconds. Anything but burning that timeout.

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@CSimmsQB Did analytics say to go for it on those 4th downs?

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@blairpostma @CSimmsQB Real question: Did analytics actually favor kicking the FG at the end of the half and then go for it on 4th those other two times? Is that information somewhere?

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@RyanSublett1 @CSimmsQB @pulseofdachiefs I think the question is if it works more often than it fails.

Would that be useful information? 🤔

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@BillSimmons Celebrity is a huge deal almost everywhere EXCEPT when someone is deciding to watch a football game..? 🤷‍♂️

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@BillSimmons The weird thing is does ANYBODY turn on a football game because one of the announcers is a famous player?

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@Espngreeny Don’t understand the logic of kicking it at the end of the half, when a conversion means 7 points - but going for it there, when even a make leaves you 25 yards away..?

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@ttwentyman As a Niners fan, I wanted them to kick the FG at the end of the half and I wanted them to go for it there.