Antony

[Antony @MrNybblz]

@AirbnbHelp Just set it. Thanks.

[Antony @MrNybblz]

@Airbnb @AirbnbHelp Just how sorry were you to hear that? It’s over two weeks since you said this and no action, and 5 months since you caused me a nightmare + costs with no apology or explanation. This thread isn’t going away. #AirbnbExperiences

[Airbnb Help @AirbnbHelp]

@MrNybblz Hi there. We're sorry to hear that you're still waiting on a reply. We'd like to follow up for you. For authentication, can you DM us with the full name, phone number and email address on your profile?

[Antony @MrNybblz]

@AirbnbHelp @Airbnb You were decent enough to promise me a detailed response, so I’m hanging on in there waiting for it every day, refreshing my Airbnb inbox every hour or so. Maybe one day. Fingers crossed someone will look at my account before either you or twitter get liquidated. Yours, Antony x

[Antony @MrNybblz]

@AirbnbHelp Hey there @AirbnbHelp @Airbnb I haven’t heard from you in a bit. Just checking your dutiful promise to investigate my case is still being “treated as urgent”. In total it’s 6 months since you caused this problem. Is it really that hard to summon an honest answer?

[Antony @MrNybblz]

St Pancras - Remain
St Pancreas - Leave

[Antony @MrNybblz]

The jokers deserted Facebook for Twitter. Smug pricks went to Insta. Facebook is now Friends Reunited.

[Antony @MrNybblz]

Best Xmas film

[Steven Pinker @sapinker]

As any Jew knows, there is controversy (to put it mildly) over whether Jesus was the messiah. But did he exist as all? A new book by R. G. Price argues, "Deciphering the Gospels Proves Jesus Never Existed." https://t.co/WtXqrEUflA

[Antony @MrNybblz]

@pipterino Some clever dick makes cauliflower tartare.

[Antony @MrNybblz]

Would be nice if the world stopped treating cauliflower as if it’s a haunch of Charolais.

[katie @pipterino]

“I’m glad Kirsty McColl was beheaded by that speedboat, in a way. Serves her right for using the word faggot.” — millennials

[Antony @MrNybblz]

@JagoC @Tweet_Dec @LindenC Yes. If you like that you’ll love Mona Lisa Smile.

[Antony @MrNybblz]

@Tweet_Dec @LindenC 👀

[Antony @MrNybblz]

Phorsch

[Antony @MrNybblz]

Tonight I’m making a borsch-pho hybrid. Phorsch will be its name if it’s a success - or the noise I make as I chuck it all up. 🍜

[Antony @MrNybblz]

@pipterino They’re also illiterate - must be a KPI for team Brexit.

[Antony @MrNybblz]

@jamieoliver @jamieoliver asset-stripping overseas cuisines as usual. This isn’t “Jamie’s” pie. It’s called spanakopita, invented by the Greeks, not Jamie. But goes great with Jamie’s famous #jollofrice

[Antony @MrNybblz]

Interesting

[The Economist @TheEconomist]

Microscopic protuberances on a cat's tongue resemble tiny scoops https://t.co/vVaHzNQlq0

[Antony @MrNybblz]

I’ve found a pube.

[Antony @MrNybblz]

@pipterino Gingivitis and hot buttered crumpets.

[Antony @MrNybblz]

Sexit, more like.