IHEABATA 💡

Flutter Dev. Backend Engineer. Logistics & Growth Ops. Chelsea FC 💙

[IHEABATA 💡 @MrOransof]

I’ve always wanted a place to express my real thoughts without limitation. A public diary.
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[IHEABATA 💡 @MrOransof]

@Kene_Nnewi I am happy to be called a stingy man 😂

[IHEABATA 💡 @MrOransof]

Only applicable to marriage for me please, I am not interested in marrying you as a virgin 😂 I must test before I commit my lifetime to it.

Imagine getting married to a woman extremely bad in bed and I’m not even allowed to cheat. No thank you 😊

[Derin. @shakirah_A_]

Call me weird, but I genuinely feel like I need to be sexually involved with someone before I can decide whether I actually want to date them. If we haven’t had that kind of chemistry, there’s no way I’m accepting your dating proposal. 😭

[IHEABATA 💡 @MrOransof]

@Chude_ND1 Their Governor is not done twerking for Tinubu 😂😂

[IHEABATA 💡 @MrOransof]

They will spin the narrative and say you are “Grooming” the child. So that’s a No 😂😂

[MICHÆL @De_alpha_menace]

Simple logic you could just take two chairs from inside the house
Keep em outside, leave your door open and sit out with the little girl
When you’re outside, you engage in a conversation
“What class are you again?”
“What was your position last term”
“Me I used to carry first when I was in your class o”
“ Oya what is a noun?”
No matter the age of this child, when her mumsi comes back home and probably see you guys outside, she’s unconsciously going to put an ear to listen to what her child is talking with you as an adult. She may not get a full message, then she’ll ask her daughter when they’re inside. “I hope you did not disturb brother o?”
The small child being a small child will say “No mummy”
Las las the mum would be tempted to ask her what was brother telling you (mind you this is parental peristalsis aka mildly involuntary)
At the end of the day, the mother would realise you played your part in being an educational figure to that child even in that short period of time your were left to take care of the child.

Pushing the child out that way creates an unconscious mindset on that child, making her question why brother is acting weird….yes the chill is observant and that’s because she’s also human.
Let’s not allow how the world defines actions make us forget how to be very logical, it’s what makes you stand out in this world.

[IHEABATA 💡 @MrOransof]

@boolsiji @Ol0ye Your papa daft gan

That’s the only thing you can deduce from his comment? You Batidiots ehh

[IHEABATA 💡 @MrOransof]

@OnlyEllaru Sense of humour

[IHEABATA 💡 @MrOransof]

@General_Somto Look at his son there acting like an imbecile 😂 waiting for his turn to keep milking Ebonyi

[IHEABATA 💡 @MrOransof]

@Uwadiegwuuu Nwa mugu. Keep hunting for your engagements. Retarded dingbat

[IHEABATA 💡 @MrOransof]

@GloryAgunwa @omobathong I only gave you a correct context to apply to your argument

[IHEABATA 💡 @MrOransof]

@Uwadiegwuuu Only you Don drop two comments. I must have hit a nerve 😂😂

Foolish thing

[IHEABATA 💡 @MrOransof]

Just imagined walking on that path with my favourite person. Blissful 😌

[VIEW @viewsoff]

Punta Cana

[IHEABATA 💡 @MrOransof]

@GloryAgunwa @omobathong On national tv? Both are bad

[IHEABATA 💡 @MrOransof]

@Ifyyodunze See you at the top too baby girl 😌

[Iconuzor @icons_closet]

I have made my peace with 2027 and whatever the outcome, my own is to ensure history is not rewritten, everyone will own the part they played.. 🙏🏾🙏🏾🙏🏾

[IHEABATA 💡 @MrOransof]

@The__Vyrus Na who die lose 😂😂😂

[IHEABATA 💡 @MrOransof]

@ObumMic @EmpireGreat9 Only 😂😂😂

[IHEABATA 💡 @MrOransof]

Osino only 700m 😂😂😂

Bia @realkenokonkwo you will sell everything you have to pay gbese soon since you started gossiping like a market woman 😂

[G-Wins @EmpireGreat9]

🚨 BREAKING:

Kenneth Okonkwo is served again .....

"The season of content creation is over, Now it's time for Kenneth Okonkwo to prove the allegation he made on Channels TV that I told him that the NDC Presidential Candidate H.E Peter Obi made us pay 10m to NDC"-Obunike Ohaegbu...

Omo...Cho Cho Cho don land Merit Husband for problem.....

[IHEABATA 💡 @MrOransof]

@NkyEzenwa You don’t like Abacha keh? 😂 You must be a terrorist

[IHEABATA 💡 @MrOransof]

@ogunmusi @khanofkhans11_ He’s not really an APC man tbh 😂

He knows what he’s doing