I'm Not Paul Rudd.

A choking hazard. (Not really Paul Rudd, or affiliated with him in any way.) 18+

[I'm Not Paul Rudd. @MrPauIRudd]

— 60% of the time, starter tweets work every time.

× Not new to FL or Paul!
× Looking for cast mates, fellow actors, and anyone who'll promise to laugh at my jokes.
× Descriptive and detailed (within reason!)

Please RT for this old man. Thank you!

[MCU - The Direct @MCU_Direct]

Top of the World: #AvengersEndgame has officially surpassed AVATAR's worldwide box office earnings to become the highest grossing movie of all-time!

[I'm Not Paul Rudd. @MrPauIRudd]

Wish Marvel GCs were still a thing, I have so many opinions and questions after SDCC!

[I'm Not Paul Rudd. @MrPauIRudd]

@maikadiIlon Seems fair.

[I'm Not Paul Rudd. @MrPauIRudd]

@RemainsWorthy I look like a ballsack. Thank you!

[I'm Not Paul Rudd. @MrPauIRudd]

@RemainsWorthy God, I regret asking for this.

[I'm Not Paul Rudd. @MrPauIRudd]

I agree.

[I'm Not Paul Rudd. @MrPauIRudd]

Someone put me through that old people app so I can see what I'd look like if I aged. I don't think I'll live long enough to see it happen. 😉

[I'm Not Paul Rudd. @MrPauIRudd]

Tina Fey, if you’re reading this right now, I’m free on Friday night. If you are also available on Friday night when I am free, don't hesitate to call me so we can hang out on Friday night when I am free

[I'm Not Paul Rudd. @MrPauIRudd]

Oh, it's a reference? Whew. That's just something I regularly do. (😉)

[I'm Not Paul Rudd. @MrPauIRudd]

Your nana and I have that in common.

[I'm Not Paul Rudd. @MrPauIRudd]

@MikeJKrr Honestly, so would I. Russ should be a famous comedian.

[I'm Not Paul Rudd. @MrPauIRudd]

@MikeJKrr Me, too.

[I'm Not Paul Rudd. @MrPauIRudd]

Oh, Russ, so sorry I missed you. Maybe next time. Pick me up and take me home with ya.

[Russ Smith @russsmith56]

@MrPauIRudd saw you are the grocery store today. I said hi, but you didn’t reply. Guess you had super hero stuff on your mind.

[I'm Not Paul Rudd. @MrPauIRudd]

Really? I always thought he looked a bit like a dweeb.

[I'm Not Paul Rudd. @MrPauIRudd]

I guess it's time to confess I've had a crush on Winona for approximately over two decades.

[I'm Not Paul Rudd. @MrPauIRudd]

I put a baseball cap on my dog while he slept and when he woke up he stuck with it. Committed to the look.

[I'm Not Paul Rudd. @MrPauIRudd]

Might just crawl back into the hole I came out of. (Not at birth)

[I'm Not Paul Rudd. @MrPauIRudd]

You'd be surprised, Mark.