Mr Peperami

Busting chops in a world full of idiots...

[Mr Peperami @MrPeperami]

I saw #DonaldJTrump in my ham.
I saw #DonaldJTrump in my ham.
I saw #DonaldJTrump , #DonaldJTrump
I saw #DonaldJTrump in my ham.

#USAElections #DonaldTrump

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The amount of Scots so gleeful that #England lost is actually quite sad. It’s like little man syndrome. Fact: Spain were the best team in the tournament and overall deserved to win it. England didn’t. Fact: Scotland were the worst team overall with 1 point, and 2 goals. #EURO2024

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@OfficialVizeh I love Harry Kane. But the fact he’s one game away from a trophy means we’re gonna lose.

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@maxstephh Sneaky.

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@lauralexx I know this is really random, but it makes my teeth feel funny. It’s something to do with how it dribbles everywhere and you can’t clean it. It’s like a tin of uncleanable sticky.

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I don’t understand. Spain have scored and they’re still attacking and playing aggressive football. Why aren’t they sitting back and desperately trying to defend for the next 40 minutes? #espger

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@elonmusk Would you send a probe first?

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@DenisseBaraja16 @PicturesFoIder We’re not. Dickheads are.

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Said Worzel…👇 #Election2024

[Vote Conservative @ToryVote_]

🔥 @BorisJohnson: There is nothing inevitable about Starmergeddon.

Vote Conservative on Thursday.

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@RickParfittJnr @historyrock_ @RPJBand Probably the best thing I’ve ever seen on X.

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@TheFigen_ I love @JackGrealish for things like this.

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@tina0402x @stomababe That’s utterly horrific @BroxbourneBC

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@stomababe @wembleystadium Venues need to be much better at this sort of thing, and people need to be more understanding. I don’t know where the kindness has gone.

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@BBCNews Utter rubbish. The FA need to part company with #Southgate His ‘score one and sit back’ is poor tactically, and poor to watch. There’s no urgency. He’s playing people out of position, we’ve no proper midfield and the players look like they can’t be bothered. Spain would maul us.

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Shearer saying it how it is. The players have a lot to answer for, as does the manager. Utterly awful performance. #deneng

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@mab0405_

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“those wanting to open an independent special school don’t need to have teaching experience or any knowledge of the Send sector” How on earth is that right? ⁦@educationgovuk⁩ ⁦@Keir_Starmer⁩ ⁦@RishiSunak⁩ @BBCNews⁩ ⁦@BBCPanorama⁩ https://t.co/h1CedDmz3G

[Jack @jkanalysis7]

Teams that could beat Scotland :

Manchester United
Manchester City
Arsenal
Chelsea
Spurs
Liverpool
Aston Villa
Newcastle
West Ham
Crystal Palace
Wolves
Brighton
Bournemouth
Fulham
Everton
Brentford
Notts Forest
Leicester
Ipswich
Southampton
Burnley
Sheffield
Luton
Leeds
West Brom
Norwich
Hull
Middlesborough
Coventry
Preston
Bristol City
Cardiff
Millwall
Swansea
Watford
Sunderland
Stoke
QPR
Blackburn
Sheffield Wednesday
Plymouth
Portsmouth
Oxford
Derby
Birmingham
Rotherham
Huddersfield
Bolton
Peterborough
Barnsley
Lincoln
Blackpool
Stevenage
Wycombe
Leyton Orient
Wigan
Exeter
Northampton
Bristol Rovers
Charlton
Reading
Cambridge
Shrewsbury
Burton
Wrexham
Mansfield
Stockport
Crawley
Fleetwood
Cheltenham
Port Vale
Carlisle
Doncaster
Crewe
MK Dons
Barrow
Bradford
Wimbledon
Walsall
Gillingham
Harrogate
Notts County
Morecambe
Tranmere
Accrington
Newport
Swindon
Salford
Grimsby
Colchester
Chesterfield
Bromley
Sutton
Forest Green
Barnet
Altrincham
Solihull Moors
Gateshead
Halifax
Aldershot
Southend
Oldham
Rochdale
Hartlepool
Eastleigh
Maidenhead
Dag & Red
Wealdstone
Woking
AFC Fylde
Ebbsfleet
York
Tamworth
Boston
Yeovil
Braintree
Boreham Wood
Kidderminster
Dorking
Oxford City
Scunthorpe
Brackley
Chorley
Alfreton
Curzon Ashton
South Shields
Spennymoor
Chester
Hereford
Warrington
Scarborough
Buxton
Peterborough Sports
Darlington
Southport
Kings Lynn
Rushall
Farsley
Blyth
Banbury
Gloucester
Bishop’s Stortford
Chelmsford
Worthing
Maidstone
Bath
Aveley
Farnborough
Hampton & Richmond
Slough
St.Albans
Chippenham
Weston Super-Mare
Tonbridge
Weymouth
Truro
Welling
Torquay
Eastbourne
Hemel Hempstead
Dartford
Taunton
Havant & W
Dover
Radcliffe
Macclesfield
Marine
Warrington Rylands
Worksop
Hyde
Ashton
Gainsborough
Lancaster
Guiseley
Ilkeston
Whitby
Morpeth
FC United
Matlock
Bamber Bridge
Workington
Basford
Bradford PA
Stafford
Atherton
Marske
Needham Market
Telford
Leamington
Redditch
Mickleover
Stratford
Stamford
Halesowen
St.Ives
Royston
Coalville
Stourbridge
Leiston
Barwell
Kettering
Alvechurch
Bromsgrove
Sudbury
Hitchin
Berkhamsted
Long Eaton
Nuneaton
Chesham
AFC Totton
Salisbury
Gosport
Bracknell
Merthyr Town
Walton & Hersham
Hungerford
Dorchester
Hendon
Winchester
Basingstoke
Poole
Tiverton
Sholing
Swindon S
Hanwell Town
Plymouth Parkway
Beaconsfield
Hayes & Yeading
Harrow
Didcot
Hornchurch
Chatham
Enfield
Wingate & Finchley
Horsham
Billericay
Hastings
Lewes
Whitehawk
Bognor Regis
Carshalton
Dulwich Hamlet
Hashtag
Canvey Island
Potters Bar
Folkestone
Cray Wanderers
Cheshunt
Margate
Haringey
Concord
Kingstonian

[BladeoftheSun @BladeoftheS]

Liz Truss is getting £115,000 a year tax free allowance for the rest of her life, for being the worst, shortest serving PM ever.

It should be revoked she is a disgrace and does not deserve a penny, RT if you agree.

[Mr Peperami @MrPeperami]

@KayBurley No, Kay, he needs to take a long look at himself.