Unkar Plutt

[Unkar Plutt @MrPortions]

I hate this place. I wish i was on the falcon when it left. #sad #desertlife #StarWars

[Unkar Plutt @MrPortions]

Just woke up from a crazy dream. I really need to find my ship. Thats my ship give it back #desertlife #StarWars #StarWarsForceAwakens

[Unkar Plutt @MrPortions]

Fun? You haven't had fun until you have spent a week on Jakku. I will show you how to make a great living with portions. #desertlife #jakku

[Unkar Plutt @MrPortions]

@ReySkywalker i am sure for 10 full portions your dad will look the other way. I just want me ship back

[Unkar Plutt @MrPortions]

I fell asleep. Hmmmm, good morning. Its portion time #StarWarsForceAwakens #StarWars #desertlife

[Unkar Plutt @MrPortions]

This morning I farted so bad it woke me up. Must of been that new test portion. #StarWarsForceAwakens #StarWars #halfoffsale

[Unkar Plutt @MrPortions]

@Applebees @FinnfromStarWar @ReySkywalker At the moment my ship was stolen but when I find it I will come by and talk about portion sizes.

[Unkar Plutt @MrPortions]

@FinnfromStarWar @Applebees looks like my little @ReySkywalker is moving up. Don't forget the little people. Come by for a 1/4 portion on me

[Unkar Plutt @MrPortions]

Its lonely in the desert but a good family feud helped pass the time. I ate 10 portions just watching these fools @KyloR3n @VeryLonelyLuke

[Unkar Plutt @MrPortions]

@KyloR3n @VeryLonelyLuke hmmm...20 portions for the dead rock #portionproblems

[Unkar Plutt @MrPortions]

@lucasfarts427 @BB8 i will double my offer. 120 portions for the droid. I need a new rolling pin for my cake baking class #portionsrule #bb8

[Unkar Plutt @MrPortions]

As i sit here counting my portions i am wondering if i will ever see that droid again. #bb8 #StarWarsTheForceAwakens #portionlife

[Unkar Plutt @MrPortions]

@lucasfarts427 i see. 6 portions it is. However, if i cannot wear this on my face, deal is off. #idontmesswithportions

[Unkar Plutt @MrPortions]

@lucasfarts427 I can see your unloading some unusual junk. 6 portions for his non canon foreskin. If you can make it canon, 12#dealsformeals

[Unkar Plutt @MrPortions]

@BobaFett_ I am in need of a certain jacket located here@lucasfarts427. He has information about my stolen ship. Do you work for portions?

[Unkar Plutt @MrPortions]

I believe we have a winner here. 100 portions for anyone who gets me this jacket. @lucasfarts427 https://t.co/HgXt2sJV5k

[Unkar Plutt @MrPortions]

I have to control my gas when distributing portions. This is ridiculous. #StarWarsTheForceAwakens #starwars #portionlife

[Unkar Plutt @MrPortions]

@lucasfarts427 Do you know who is responsible for taking my ship? 10 rations for a hint. #ibatheinportions #starwars #droidhunting

[Unkar Plutt @MrPortions]

@KyloR3n When you are ready, I will give you 20 portions for that broken light stick. #starwars #portionlife #whatwillyoudoforaportion

[Unkar Plutt @MrPortions]

I wonder if Watto is having better luck today #desertproblems #starwars #portionsforahandy