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Luke, 21, he/him | thank you for endorsing my tweets

[no earthquake (undignified) @no_earthquake]

wait so this and the “childless cat lady” thing are both bc he’s trying to bury these google results deeper wtf

[fagneto @SPIRALSCREAMER]

do we fw this

[✨️Claire✨️ @SteelCityClaire]

he either has gender dysphoria or a nazi tattoo

[Jon Bois @jon_bois]

i have decided not to vote for donald trump

[onion person @CantEverDie]

person who’s entire purpose in life is to deliver bomb threats to children at schools:

[Noah Garfinkel @NoahGarfinkel]

A key point missing in a lot of post debate analysis is that Trump’s claim about immigrants eating pets almost perfectly syncs up to the piano in the Peanuts theme song.

[evan loves worf @esjesjesj]

“Tomorrow I’m doing 9/11” is such a cool thing to say. You can’t even be mad about it. It’s perfect.

[☔ @Whotfismick]

“Unfortunately after reviewing your application..”

[Neb | 🏳️‍🌈 @NebsGoodTakes]

jk rowling's house maids trying to deliver her ritalin

[Puffer 🌹 @MrPuffer32]

wait for the cut. it's so fucking funny

[Acyn @Acyn]

Justice: We become totally unhinged if Donald Trump is not elected in November.

[jamie loftus 🌭 @jamieloftusHELP]

thrilled to announce the release of the Boyfriend Criterion Collection

[michael @FilledwithUrine]

babe wanna come over and watch me apply for jobs on indeed until i start to cry

[Puffer 🌹 @MrPuffer32]

@yacobg42 pre ordered your book today i am very excited THANK YOU that is all