@NancyMace Got your liquor bottle handy?
Good.
Now, pour it down your pants and let the acid kill the smell that should have been left to Massengill.
All better now 👍
#YoureWelcome
@ag_0012 We are waiting you tough folks to MAKE us leave.
You fucks say this on social but quiet as a gdam church mouse in person.
Fuckin' pussies. Every gdam one of you.
@Milajoy@DAGToddBlanche Stfu with your lies, horse face.
It's too hard to get those clicks that shiver your timbers by telling the truth?
Fuckin' morons...
@RapidResponse47 Obama would stomp a mudhole in The Count of Mostly Crisco and walk it dry on any day that ends in "y."
Now why don't you go outside and play hide and go fuck yourself...
@JoeyMannarino You should be tied to a tanning bed and misted every 5 minutes with alcohol until...🍾
You're a fresh face.
You'll get more creative as you become a man.
Whenever you become a man.
If...
@Screwworm_RR Now, you snatchnapkins can have ivermectin breath for a good reason.
Remember when pieces of shit were drinking this just to be rebellious?
Ahhh, good times.
Hey, I heard Joey B signed an EO this morning banning gravity.
You can jump off a 10-story building, no worries.
@WhiteHouse The intern running this account needs corporal punishment.
I'm available to beat that ass but not on Tuesdays.
Let me know when you're free 👍
@elonmusk More dumb shit.
Delete in now.
Did you know the word "dumb" has a 'b' in it?
Most orange presidents don't know that.
But you know that. Right?