David Rodriguez ☆

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"If skinny people go ‘skinny dipping’ what do fat people do? ‘chunky dunk’?! o.O"

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i stop the microwave at 0.01 just to stop that irritating *BEEEEP* at the end.. cause im weird.. (:

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Saying "your welcome" very loud when someone doesn't say thank you. (i follow back)

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"Oh my gosh, you've grown so much!" "... why yes, that does tend to happen.

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In my eyes, I believe that every girl is beautiful. <3

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Mocking people in a voice they don't even have. (I follow back)

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I didn't type that message to excersize my fingers.. I would like a reply. (I follow back)

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Dear 69, thanks for making math class fun every once in a while. Sincerely, bored students. (i follow back)

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How I feel when I wake up: ❒ Like P.Diddy ❒ Like a plastic bag ❒ Like a G6 ❒ Like a skyscapper ✔ Like going back to sleep

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FACEBOOK NEED this 3 button : "Nobody cares" , "Are you an idiot?" & "Dislike" BUTTON