Zen Simmons

Y’all be wifin chicks that get curved 😂😂

[Here For THEE Comments 1 @forthecomments1]

These Asian store owners under the Boycott, are adding Black owned to their Yelp and Google pages. And hiring sellout Kneegrows to be the face of the business. But there will be an Asian behind that counter, so PAY ATTENTION!!

[Zen Simmons @MrReed__]

Lmaooooo come on brotha. Rest up Nip 🤣🤣🤣

[Low @LowKeyUHTN]

Here’s a fun question: You got the Aux cord at MSG, right? What’s the song you play when they show Trump on the Jumbotron lol?

[Zen Simmons @MrReed__]

Dame GOTTA hear them saxophones getting louder

[Muna @infernape_914]

“AND THE HOME OF THE-“

*record scratches*

[Zen Simmons @MrReed__]

If refs gon make these type calls they may as well let Terry Rozier get his shit off

[Luis @jordanyroc]

“Fuck Jay-Z!”

[Zen Simmons @MrReed__]

@iamjmarie__3 Yeah whenever chicks make that hard left to religion I always figure those were the ones getting the 🚂 ran on em

[FOST @GeorgeFoster72]

Every day there’s something to remind us we live amongst millions of idiots. Went in that voting booth and chose “big dummy” on purpose

[Zen Simmons @MrReed__]

🤣🤣🤣🤣

[Sad Pitt @Bbillions]

Knicks might 3 peat

[#ForeverShenae @MouseJones]

FUCK FRANCE.
FUCK FRENCH FRIES.
FUCK THE EIFEL TOWER.
FUCK BAGUETTES.

FUCK WEMBY.

KNICKS IN 4.

[one dozen rats at a keyboard @PanasonicDX4500]

I know it’s become pretty cliche and cringey to talk about at this point but if you’re under like 25 I cannot stress enough how one time Obama wore a tan suit and people spent a week arguing over whether or not it was demeaning to the Oval Office and they were serious about it.

[Zen Simmons @MrReed__]

🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣

[Football Crave @FootballCravee]

Dillon Gabriel on Jared Verse wearing number 8:

"Yeah, I was kind of hoping he would pay me for my number. But then he just started wearing it in practice."

[Depressed Oracle Red Bull F1 Fan Account @FlyoutChase]

2002

[Zen Simmons @MrReed__]

@TAXSTONE That’s it! Now the one on July 11th or 12th mite get spicy

[Mogul And They Know That @waymoflydenu]

I thought y’all said Jay-Z was a “has been” … but the TL HAS BEEN in an uproar since last night …. 💎

[ITSBIZKIT @ITSBIZKIT]

Jay-Z after dissing everybody at the roots concert

[Zen Simmons @MrReed__]

@ITSBIZKIT 🤣🤣

[Farrukh @implausibleblog]

RFK Jr, "Two studies show that children who are circumcised early have double the rate of autism"

President Trump, "There's a tremendous amount of proof or evidence, I would say, as a non-doctor I've studied this a long time"