There is, I’ve decided, a quiet conspiracy happening in my kitchen.
My toaster has numbers on it. Numbers. As if it went to school. As if “3” means anything at all. Yesterday, 3 gave me lightly warmed optimism.
Today, 3 produced something that could be used to signal passing aircraft.
And then there’s the second round. Same setting, same bread, same person foolishly believing in consistency… and yet, a completely different personality emerges.
Simple question folks. How on earth do I check my road tax status as a foreigner online? I can't register for the MYJPJ App, and the MYeg portal will only let me check when I have 2 months left...
With the heat rising, street cats are struggling more than ever. A small bowl of water and some food can make a world of difference. If you see a stray in your neighbourhood, take a moment to show some kindness, it could be their only lifeline today.
🚨 I made this entire fake water commercial in 2 hours.
Featuring:
✅ A woman who only drinks “artisanal fog”
✅ A man who levitates after sipping mushroom dew
✅ A hydration vision board
✅ A porch auntie with a mason jar and zero patience
Here’s how I did it 👇
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You Can Make One Too
No studio. No cast.
Just structure, strong (possibly deranged) writing, and prompts that read like a DP’s shot list.
Give the AI a real brief, not a vibe.
This is devastating. I can’t begin to imagine what the families of the passengers and crew must be going through right now. No one boards a flight expecting not to make it to their destination.
An Air India 787 aircraft traveling from Ahmedabad to London’s Gatwick Airport has crashed.
Flight 171 was carrying 242 passengers and crew, according to local media reports.
Authorities have launched a rescue operation.
📹: Social media
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2/2 If you’ve got the right combo, your brain registers Marmite’s deep umami and salty bitterness as delicious instead of dangerous.
So when I say “I was born this way,” I’m not being dramatic. I’m being scientifically accurate.
Spread that on toast.
1/2 Apparently, my love for @marmite isn’t just a personality flaw, it’s genetic.
Scientists have found that your taste for Marmite may be linked to your DNA. There are specific gene variants (like TAS2R38) that affect how sensitive you are to bitter flavours.
The Dutch Geodata Trade Mission’s team leader, @ruudgrim of @NL_Space was live on radio station BFM 89.9 @BFMradio hosted by Richard Bradbury @MrRich yesterday.
🎙️The interview recorded & available 📡 at https://t.co/nau6gdDaBH
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