Rocco Cyrus

Comedian / Amateur Sports Bettor / Baseball Enthusiast

[Tsoj @TsojBall]

Jeff Teague says Larry Bird had one rule when building a team...

NEVER sign players that played with LeBron. 😭

Bird: "I will never pay anybody that played with LeBron. I would never pick them up on my team."

Teague: "I said, 'Why?'"

"He said, 'Because he make them all look good. They're all really sad'."

"You go get them, and then they're not going to be the same player you wanted."

[Brian @BrianMcGannon]

If you score down a man you should get the player back like dodgeball

[Amelia @amelia_tweetz]

I was told today by a 17-year-old that there was no way people were writing 10 page papers without Al.

Dude, I was writing 10 page papers without having read the book.

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@NEETOCRACY

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WTF is this game!?

[Brandon Walker @BFW]

College baseball is seriously the most underrated sport. This weekend the 1 and 2 seeds lost, Little Rock will play Troy for a CWS trip, WVU/UK has been amazing and Miss State-UGA will play for the national title next weekend.

[Taylor Thomas @TCT_11]

College baseball is elite and idk why it’s not on TV more

[Stephen Schoch @bigdonkey47]

Squeeze Play is such a great product. Having it weekly throughout the season would be so huge for the sport

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@Arden_2210 4

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@_Aria_2210 32

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@hicasamadim 72

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@BuschBeer 🍑🍑🍑

[Ian Ellis @ianxellis]

I’ve never met a crazy sports parent that played at a high level

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@11point7 Fading SEMO in Cape Girardeau is worthy of jail time…

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The internet is going to break in about 5 years when we get THE MATCH…

18 Holes
LeBron James vs Michael Jordan

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@DonGoldsmith44 Top 5 worst guys to accidentally bump into at a bar.

[Baseball @mlbelites_]

This is the best interview you will ever hear

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@IainMacBets Best of luck to you man. Hope your “strategy” works! Sounds like you really enjoy losing money.

[Rocco Cyrus @MrRoccoCyrus]

@IainMacBets Ouch. Sorry to throw your panties in the hamper. I still see it in bold saying mascot 😂