Cody Cozad

If McLoving Grimmace is a McCrime, McLock me up

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What milks am I allowed to use?

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Eyo, any uncut autistic bois out there?
#showerthoughts #autism #Tylenol

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Gun nut Republicans give off the same vibes as women with extensive silicone collections.

#showerthoughts

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@MythicalChef who do you got to take Eurovision 2025?? #Eurovision2025

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Two planes, a few days apart. It was just over a week after aviation regulations were gutted. This is not a coincidence. #philadelphiacrash #DCCrash

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Rip tiktok #tiktokban #Oligarchs

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I think I'm starting to like boxing... 👀 #TysonPaulFight #TysonvsPaul

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Is spray candy whippets? #Whippet

[Cody Cozad @MrRum8]

In 2017, I paid Cards Against Humanity to protect a pristine plot of border land from Trump’s racist wall. But then an even richer, more racist billionaire—Elon Musk—stole my land and dumped his shit all over it. @ElonMusk owes me $100. #ElonOwesMe100Bucks https://t.co/1wagAzdPyX

[XBOX @XBOX]

Make his finest asset yours

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@Marvel Studios' Deadpool and Wolverine, in theaters July 26

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@omaha_scanner @DCSheriffNE Absolutely disgusting

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Me dual-wielding vapes:

"I'm akimbo"

#zooted

[Cody Cozad @MrRum8]

Peepee, poopoo

~Lightning McQueen 2024
#LightningMcQueen #DisneyCars

[Cody Cozad @MrRum8]

Yearly reminder that I am #obsessed with @doddleoddle 🤷‍♂️ I'm not upset about it though!

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I want the blue haired Kanker sister to ruin my life pls and thank you. 🙏
#EdEddnEddy

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@EricMichaelRaj Silly things, like "work dresscode" and "my thighs "

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If I had it my way I'd be wearing Hawaiian shirts and hoochie daddy shorts all summer, and once winter hits I'd be switching to dad sweaters and hoochie daddy shorts.
#vibe

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@JeppsonsMalort #NationalGirlfriendday
Love you baby 😘
#malort

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@annethegnome You could use mine, they are surprisingly durable 👀

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If God was a woman, I'm getting pegged rn.

#TitanicRescue #LoveIsland

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When life gives you pants, shit them. #showerthoughts