Mr Rutherford

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Live Thurs - Sat 9pm - 2am CT

[Mr Rutherford @MrRutherford666]

Get your special sock out, nerds. It's gonna get good. Crack a beer, request a song and prepare to party! BO7 first then Music Videos later! 🔴We are Live over on:
https://t.co/YwDoLneC3T https://t.co/JKK1Q8azlb https://t.co/y7ISRHkbE6 https://t.co/AAa0jd4QKn

[Mr Rutherford @MrRutherford666]

Get your special sock out, nerds. It's gonna get good. Crack a beer, request a song and prepare to party! BO7 first then Music Videos later! 🔴We are Live over on:
https://t.co/YwDoLneC3T https://t.co/JKK1Q8azlb https://t.co/y7ISRHkbE6 https://t.co/AAa0jd4QKn

[Mr Rutherford @MrRutherford666]

Get your special sock out, nerds. It's gonna get good. Crack a beer, request a song and prepare to party! BO7 first then Music Videos later! 🔴We are Live over on:
https://t.co/YwDoLneC3T https://t.co/JKK1Q8azlb https://t.co/y7ISRHkbE6 https://t.co/AAa0jd4QKn

[Mr Rutherford @MrRutherford666]

Get your special sock out, nerds. It's gonna get good. Crack a beer, request a Music Video and prepare to party! Music Video Reactions! 🔴We are Live over on: https://t.co/A3FjBRCRjM

[Mr Rutherford @MrRutherford666]

Get your special sock out, nerds. It's gonna get good. Crack a beer, request a song and prepare to party! BO7 first then Music Videos later! 🔴We are Live over on:
https://t.co/YwDoLneC3T https://t.co/JKK1Q8azlb https://t.co/y7ISRHkbE6 https://t.co/AAa0jd4QKn

[Mr Rutherford @MrRutherford666]

Get your special sock out, nerds. It's gonna get good. Crack a beer, request a song and prepare to party! BO7 first then Music Videos later! 🔴We are Live over on:
https://t.co/YwDoLneC3T https://t.co/JKK1Q8azlb https://t.co/y7ISRHkbE6 https://t.co/AAa0jd4QKn

[Mr Rutherford @MrRutherford666]

Get your special sock out, nerds. It's gonna get good. Crack a beer, request a song and prepare to party! BO7 first then Music Videos later! 🔴We are Live over on:
https://t.co/YwDoLneC3T https://t.co/JKK1Q8azlb https://t.co/y7ISRHkbE6 https://t.co/AAa0jd4QKn

[Mr Rutherford @MrRutherford666]

Get your special sock out, nerds. It's gonna get good. Crack a beer, request a Music Video and prepare to party! Music Video Reactions! 🔴We are Live over on: https://t.co/A3FjBRCRjM

[Mr Rutherford @MrRutherford666]

Get your special sock out, nerds. It's gonna get good. Crack a beer, request a song and prepare to party! BO7 first then Music Videos later! 🔴We are Live over on:
https://t.co/YwDoLneC3T https://t.co/JKK1Q8azlb https://t.co/y7ISRHkbE6 https://t.co/AAa0jd4QKn

[Mr Rutherford @MrRutherford666]

@CallofDutyCM any update one when care package reroll over clock is going to be fixed? Can't see what's in the care packages anymore.

[Mr Rutherford @MrRutherford666]

@TacticalGramps @LoochyTV Mullets Galore

[Mr Rutherford @MrRutherford666]

@MaTtKs Any chance there will be a Hardcore playlist?

[IT Unprofessional @it_unprofession]

My wife and I finally got an offer accepted on a house and hired a home inspector.

I thought he'd just walk around and make sure the roof wasn't actively caving in.

Instead, a guy named Gary showed up with a tactical utility belt, an infrared camera, and the demeanor of a homicide detective.

Gary spent 6 hours meticulously documenting every structural sin committed in the last 50 years.

He handed me a 90-page PDF report that was color-coded by severity.

The whole document was basically just red.

He noted that the slope of the driveway deviates by two degrees, which could cause pooling during a catastrophic hundred-year flood.

I live in a landlocked state.

He pointed his thermal camera at a window and told me I was losing an unacceptable amount of ambient heat.

I told him the window was open.

He wrote that down as a critical mechanical failure.

He took me to the basement to look at the HVAC unit.

He shined his flashlight on a single speck of dust and asked if I was prepared for the respiratory consequences of poor filtration.

I asked him if the furnace actually worked.

He sighed deeply and said it functions, but it lacks the efficiency of a modern heat pump.

We moved to the electrical panel where Gary put on thick rubber gloves like he was about to defuse a bomb.

He told me the wiring was technically up to code but ethically questionable.

I don't know how electricity can lack morals, but Gary seemed very disappointed in the circuit breaker.

Finally, he found a tiny crack in the garage floor.

He used a digital caliper to measure it and informed me the foundation is undergoing micro-settlement.

Every house on earth is undergoing micro-settlement.

We're on a spinning rock in space, Gary.

I asked him for a bottom-line assessment on whether we should buy the property.

He looked me dead in the eye and said the house is technically habitable but still compromised.

I paid him $600 for this psychological warfare.

We're still going to buy the house.

I'm just going to live in constant fear that maybe Gary was right.

[Mr Rutherford @MrRutherford666]

Get your special sock out, nerds. It's gonna get good. Crack a beer, request a song and prepare to party! BO7 first then Music Videos later! 🔴We are Live over on:
https://t.co/YwDoLneC3T https://t.co/JKK1Q8azlb https://t.co/y7ISRHkbE6 https://t.co/AAa0jd4QKn

[Mr Rutherford @MrRutherford666]

Get your special sock out, nerds. It's gonna get good. Crack a beer, request a Music Video and prepare to party! Music Video Reactions! 🔴We are Live over on: https://t.co/A3FjBRCRjM

[Mr Rutherford @MrRutherford666]

Get your special sock out, nerds. It's gonna get good. Crack a beer, request a song and prepare to party! BO7 first then Music Videos later! 🔴We are Live over on:
https://t.co/YwDoLneC3T https://t.co/JKK1Q8azlb https://t.co/y7ISRHkbE6 https://t.co/AAa0jd4QKn

[Mr Rutherford @MrRutherford666]

Get your special sock out, nerds. It's gonna get good. Crack a beer, request a song and prepare to party! BO7 first then Music Videos later! 🔴We are Live over on:
https://t.co/YwDoLneC3T https://t.co/JKK1Q8azlb https://t.co/y7ISRHkbE6 https://t.co/AAa0jd4QKn

[Mr Rutherford @MrRutherford666]

Get your special sock out, nerds. It's gonna get good. Crack a beer, request a song and prepare to party! BO7 first then Music Videos later! 🔴We are Live over on:
https://t.co/YwDoLneC3T https://t.co/JKK1Q8azlb https://t.co/y7ISRHkbE6 https://t.co/AAa0jd4QKn

[Mr Rutherford @MrRutherford666]

Get your special sock out, nerds. It's gonna get good. Crack a beer, request a Music Video and prepare to party! Music Video Reactions! 🔴We are Live over on: https://t.co/A3FjBRCRjM

[Mr Rutherford @MrRutherford666]

Get your special sock out, nerds. It's gonna get good. Crack a beer, request a song and prepare to party! BO7 first then Music Videos later! 🔴We are Live over on:
https://t.co/YwDoLneC3T https://t.co/JKK1Q8azlb https://t.co/y7ISRHkbE6 https://t.co/AAa0jd4QKn