Mr STD

#CarpenterOur lifelong @barbipirates fan! The kids got press ganged, cos I was too busy whoring for attention! My passona is fruitile!

[Neil R @Chimpthegooner]

Such sad news that @TheGoonerholic our great friend Dave passed away this morning. Part of @TheAFCPodcast and often on @arseblog he was wonderful calm and always fair, great to listen to and great to read. Sending love to all his family, he will be missed by us all RIP

[PFTV @PirateFanTV]

Never the man for the job!! #CarpenterOut

[Mr STD @MrSTDPirate]

I have been telling you all for years, he’s only fit to walk the plank!!! 🏴‍☠️
#CarpenterOut
#WeCareDoYe

[Mr STD @MrSTDPirate]

@cory_austen @PirateFanTV @BarbicanPirates @The_GFP @Lordhillwood @jasondavies71 @jwelsh84 Get the dirty Pirate gone!
#CarpenterOut
#WeWantJustice

[Mr STD @MrSTDPirate]

He’s only good for making kits is true!
No plan!
No tactics!
No Clue!
#CarpenterOut

[PFTV @PirateFanTV]

My team @BarbicanPirates need to replace @AFCfreddie8. Make him the kit man. I really do love our new kits #CarpenterOut

[Mr STD @MrSTDPirate]

@AFC_Islington74 😂😂😂😂

[Mr STD @MrSTDPirate]

Boooohoooooo
Your football management skills are in a far worse state!
#CarpenterOut https://t.co/7nytm7eIKZ

[Mr STD @MrSTDPirate]

Ten!! Faaacking TEN!!
I’ve been saying it for years!
@AFCfreddie8 has no clue about any aspect of the game of football!
Enough is enough, time for the tinpot pirate to walk the plank!!
#CarpenterOut
#PissPoorPirate https://t.co/1ZnulIhXGk

[Mr STD @MrSTDPirate]

The @BarbiPiratesFC ship 19 goals in 3 games & that land lover @AFCfreddie8 still has a job? Who does he think he is? Arsene Wenger!!
Time to walk the plank!
#CarpenterOut
#PissPoorPirate
#sinkingship
#Hulllikeasieve https://t.co/ynHyW0Mxwc

[Mr STD @MrSTDPirate]

NINE Faaaaaacking NIL!!!
NINE!! FAAAAAACKING NINE!!!
#CarpenterOut
#WalkThePlank
#Shameful
Nine, I mean fucking nine!! FML!! https://t.co/GBvvu2WB3F

[Mr STD @MrSTDPirate]

Same old story captain Pugwash sinking the ship!!
#CarpenterOut
#WalkThePlank
#BudgetPirate https://t.co/M5dXdCAlOG

[Mr STD @MrSTDPirate]

Come on ye Pirates! https://t.co/UMKbxoxMvD

[Mr STD @MrSTDPirate]

And I thought it was pieces of 8, not ship 8 in 1 game!!
Utter disgrace!
#CarpenterOut
#PissPoorPirate
#Shambles
#WalkThePlank
#PiratePlank https://t.co/hiKILhp08z

[Mr STD @MrSTDPirate]

Tough one to swallow!! According to the salty sailors, thats something you don't normally have a problem with!
#CarpenterOut https://t.co/1p7zS9d9CH

[Mr STD @MrSTDPirate]

@BarbiPiratesFC let down by @AFCfreddie8
No plan for penalties!
He doesn't know what he's doing!
#WalkThePlank
#CarpenterOut
@PirateFanTV

[PFTV @PirateFanTV]

So @AFCfreddie8 claiming that @BarbiPiratesFC have no money?? I donated £7.64 to the club!! #BuySomePlayers

[PFTV @PirateFanTV]

The pirates need to sign someone. #CarpenterOut

[PFTV @PirateFanTV]

I heard that that the @BarbiPiratesFC shop got raided yesterday? I can also confirm I have pirates tops for sale

[PFTV @PirateFanTV]

Why is @GoonerGimli not allowing @AFCfreddie8 to spend the money?