Sam Berrett

Time is important and I am a clock

[Sam Berrett @MrSamBerrett]

Yes. Yes they can stay at home and watch it. And they can also go to the pub if they want. Why is this a problem?

[Dave Cal @daveyc99]

I know I'm a miserable old bastard but why do pubs have to stay open to show the footy Monday morning. Can't people just stay at home and watch it on the tele ?

[Sam Berrett @MrSamBerrett]

Bald guy is a massive prick

[𝐂𝐚𝐬𝐮𝐚𝐥 𝐔𝐥𝐭𝐫𝐚 𝐎𝐟𝐟𝐢𝐜𝐢𝐚𝐥 @thecasualultra]

🏴󠁧󠁢󠁥󠁮󠁧󠁿😂 That moment after England's 2nd goal against Dr Congo yesterday!

[Sam Berrett @MrSamBerrett]

@PolarSaurusRex He's doing you a favour

[Sam Berrett @MrSamBerrett]

If Djed Spence is the answer, what the hell is the question?

[Sam Berrett @MrSamBerrett]

This is just going to be 80 mins of Madueke and Rashford cutting inside and passing back, isn't it? #ENGDRC

[Sam Berrett @MrSamBerrett]

Going to see My Chemical Romance at Anfield tomorrow. They're playing The Black Parade in it's entirety.

Then they're going to play 7 or 8 other songs, presumably so the show lasts longer than an hour and nobody feels ripped off...

[Lily Allen @lilyallen]

There is a support act.

The show has always been advertised as “Lily Allen performs West End Girl.”

I was a few mins late as my tights were laddered and i had to change them.

The show is just over an hour as it’s just the album in its entirety.

It’s my artistic choice not to talk to the audience, the fourth wall helps with the storytelling. Most people find it to be effective.

I don’t want anyone to feel ripped off, Everyone on this tour is really working very hard to give people the best show we possibly can, and i’m extremely proud of it.

[Sam Berrett @MrSamBerrett]

Why have Portugal won a Euros and not a World Cup then?

[TheGrEAtGuYLaNRaY @LaNRaY_SHeeRan]

Ronaldo didn’t lie. The Euros is arguably harder to win than the World Cup.
Italy have 4 World Cups but only 2 Euros.
England have 1 World Cup but 0 Euros.
Every game at the Euros feels like a knockout match because you’re facing elite European nations from start to finish.
CR7 didn’t lie. He played he both and knows better

[Sam Berrett @MrSamBerrett]

@unfuckwitable94 @Adimark_42 @gaisericss I feel like these were all at the start of the game. My most recent playthrough, I remember thinking "there's more variety here than I remember"

But once you finish the Braithwaite story, I swear it feels like every mission results in a big shootout

[Sam Berrett @MrSamBerrett]

@Adimark_42 @gaisericss Gta San Andreas and GTA IV had a lot of fun missions that boiled down to killing 1 guy and I think RDR2 could have benefitted more from that type of gameplay. This isn't to say I don't like RDR2, I just think it needs better mission variety

[Sam Berrett @MrSamBerrett]

@Adimark_42 @gaisericss Yeah you're not wrong, and I get there's only so much you can do in a cowboy game but I just wish every mission (at least in the latter part of the game) didn't boil down to shooting wave after wave of enemy

[Sam Berrett @MrSamBerrett]

@Pikenumber1fan @gaisericss Well that annoyingly sounds really fun. Wish I could have had that instead of one of the many missions like the above

[Sam Berrett @MrSamBerrett]

@Sovalevist @gaisericss Well that's quite inconvenient to my original point

[Sam Berrett @MrSamBerrett]

Obviously. There aren't any Premier League clubs playing at the world cup.

[Crystal Palace F.C. @CPFC]

List of Premier League clubs with more goals at the World Cup than Crystal Palace:

End of list.

[Sam Berrett @MrSamBerrett]

Twitter's horrendous search function actually did something funny

[Sam Berrett @MrSamBerrett]

@sethsfilmreview Yeah love seeing Madueke pretend to try take on his man and then pass back inside 👍

[Sam Berrett @MrSamBerrett]

Can't wait to do my tax returns in GTA VI

[DriftRespawn @playb0y4L]

What if GTA 6 actually lets us wait for our burger order to be prepared instead of instantly handing it to us?

[Sam Berrett @MrSamBerrett]

@fesshole So did you shit yourself or shit in the hedge? Do you see how your story is full of holes?

[Sam Berrett @MrSamBerrett]

Weird way of saying LOTR is the greatest piece of media ever created

[Basil🧡 @LinkofSunshine]

I’ve tried to watch Lord of the Rings like 4 times and every time I remember it’s incomprehensibly bad

[Sam Berrett @MrSamBerrett]

@AnfieldSector He's so good. If we try actually giving him the ball next season he will be brilliant