Scott Dettrick

Creative Director @ The Monkeys | Comedian | Petrol Head | Dog Lover & Maker of Things

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@TraegerGrills Still not working for me?

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@realDonaldTrump Your presidency is just like law and order! Criminal Intent mostly with a little SVU.

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“Such a crazy time, you couldn’t write this shit” - No, you could write this shit. You just wouldn’t because it would be the shittest movie you’d ever seen.

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Scrolling through TikTok is like Mexican food. It’s the same 5 ingredients done 20 different ways. #TikTok

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We don’t really need the come back of ‘Big Brother’ @Channel7. We’re fucking living it. My wife has tried to vote me out three times already. #bigbrother #bigbrotherau

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When I’m closing all the apps on my iPhone I pretend I’m making it rain like a big time rapper.

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Remember after the fires and the floods everyone was joking about locusts or something crazy happening next? How you like this shit? #covid19australia #COVIDー19 #coronavirus

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People who are in large groups or too close together shall now be known as ‘social dickheading’ #socialdickheading #SocialDistancing #Coronaaustralia #COVIDー19

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Check out my Speedtest results! 0.4 Mbps down and 0.3 Mbps up. How do your speeds compare? Please help @exetel https://t.co/xclGLyRpHp

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@deadatthewheel SUP? I want a divorce.

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@alexjae1 I wish I hadn’t watched it. Ruined Christmas and most of New Years.

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@ninaoyama Well there goes my two middle aged white guys talk about climate change podcast. 😢

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@clerehan There’s a thousand unsavoury stories behind a face like that.

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There’s bushfire. Then there’s bush-fire. #GwynethPaltrow #GwynetPaltrowcandle https://t.co/2RL434iCeI

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Every time I unplug an electronic device and one of the lights stays on for a bit I think “here we go, it’s the robot uprising” #robotuprising #asimov

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All I’m seeing is bushfire fundraisers initiated by comedians, musicians and the arts. Ironically, people who have had their funding drastically cut by the current government. That is all. #bushfirecrisis #AustraliaBurns #NSWfires #VicBushfires

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Shout out to @PayPal it would be amazing if you could waive this release period from charity drives like @celestebarber_ for the #AustraliaBushfires so the people who need it can get access to these much needed funds ASAP. You would be hero’s too. #NSWfires #vicfires #NSWRFS

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They really should make Tiny Teddys in adult sized packs so I don’t feel bad about eating three. #tinyteddies #arnotts

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The Man/Delorean. #nerdsmightgetthejoke @elonmusk @Tesla

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@ThisisAlexei You adore cinema, right?