Mr. Shelly Homemaker

This is what happens when a non-crafter marries the creative type.

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Date night! No kids for the night, fancy dinner and the speak easy. Makings for a great night.

[Mr. Shelly Homemaker @MrShellyHomemkr]

Yep she calls me that, and I like it.
#marriedandlovingit #etsy https://t.co/GOwaEyXxma

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After a weekend of playing in #Philly it's time to go home and see if the wife has gutted any part of the house.

[Mr. Shelly Homemaker @MrShellyHomemkr]

Live chat with the CEO of our asylum tomorrow night before her monster restock. Live in the Facebook group.

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Small victories. Wife made a lunch for our 6 y/o even though she had a half day. I took her lunch to work, but I didn't take her lunch box

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Where do you fall?
#MayThe4thBeWithYou #Darkside

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Doesn't get much better than watching your toddler who has had an attitude all night sneeze and dunk his face into the tub water #deservedit

[Mr. Shelly Homemaker @MrShellyHomemkr]

When the wife is sick I make frozen pizzas for lunch and taco bell and fries for dinner So glad I'm not in charge of feeding them every day.

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@y2keithage totes dude. Also watching decendents on the DC, so adorbs.

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Oh no, my 8 year old had to show me how to use something on Snapchat, I am officially old

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Leaving the kid's choir concert I snagged a cookie on the way out and stuck it in my pocket so I could eat in the car w/o them knowing

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One of the wife's favorite movie quotes, I would have to agree with her on this one. #happyapril25th

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Daughter prayed last night that she would get better at Mario Cart so she could beat her friend #kidprayers

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Callie's excited to share her 6th birthday with #earthday2016 - she's totally our flower child so it's perfect.

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I'm sure I'm not the only one who sings the kids the Bears superbowl shuffle for a lullaby #dabears

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Wow sad to hear about Prince. I guess we can expect to see Purple Rain on TV a lot this weekend #RIPPrince

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I can't promise I will be better at posting, but this was my excuse. #taxseasonisover

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Drinking Corona and eating pizza on St. Patrick's Day, just like the Irish did on the 1st St. Patrick's Day.

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Michelle literally just laughed out loud at this one. For several minutes. The humor is lost on me.

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@LaurenFerraraTV This is hilarious!