Matt Shifley 🕳

A dude playing a dude disguised as another dude. And if at first you don't succeed then skydiving might not be for you.

[Matt Shifley 🕳 @MrShife]

Laughter's the best medicine. Unless you have diarrhea. Then you should wait to buy my book. http://t.co/TamC3kWljG #SPShow #Shifetober

[Pat Tillman Foundation @pattillmanfnd]

"To err on the side of passion is human and right and the only way I'll live."

We remember Pat Tillman who sacrificed himself while serving his country 17 years ago today. Pat believed in something bigger than himself, and dedicated his life to serving it.

[Arizona Cardinals @AZCardinals]

Always in our hearts.

On April 22, 2004, we lost our teammate and friend, Pat Tillman.

[Matt Shifley 🕳 @MrShife]

@CoorsLight @MrShife #CouldUseABeer. I am quarantined with someone who is a flat-earther. A few Coors Lights might help me from shoving a globe up his conspiracy-theory ass.

[Glenn Howerton @GlennHowerton]

Keep tweeting #SaveAPBio. This show has been a huge hit on @Hulu

[Patton Oswalt @pattonoswalt]

#SaveAPBio #BingeBioOnHulu https://t.co/tCsTLPQoxZ

[Patton Oswalt @pattonoswalt]

What if? WHAT IF?!? #SaveAPBio 🍎

[Colin Hanks @ColinHanks]

Statement by a Christian minister. https://t.co/0wxsonrUtw

[Tom Broome-Jones @tbroomey]

George Carlin on abortion in 1996. Sadly, this is still relevant today. Carlin could rise from the dead tomorrow, do this exact same bit and it would make perfect sense.

[Wendy’s @Wendys]

Y’all keep asking, so here’s your chance.
The people in charge say if you guys can get our tweet (this one right here) to 2 Million likes, they will bring SPICY CHICKEN NUGGETS BACK.
Let’s freakin’ do this!

[Sports Illustrated @SInow]

On this day in 2004, we lost the great Pat Tillman. This is his story https://t.co/HfqABnX1dZ

[Pat Tillman Foundation @pattillmanfnd]

15 years ago today Pat Tillman lost his life serving in Afghanistan. Here's to the man who followed his true calling, and the Tillman Scholars now carrying on his legacy.

[Matt Shifley 🕳 @MrShife]

Confessions of a Dumb, White Guy: Deep Thoughts https://t.co/kBFjcOokUN

[Matt Shifley 🕳 @MrShife]

Confessions of a Dumb, White Guy: Random Acts of Shifeness - Reading Books https://t.co/3VIBBb2ySV

[Matt Shifley 🕳 @MrShife]

@PhatsDawg @TOPolk You guys can always come back. I am still doing it.

[Matt Shifley 🕳 @MrShife]

@TOPolk I am good, my man. Just doing the dad thing like you. Mine are a little bit older now - 10 and 7. I enjoy seeing your updates about your little girl. You are doing good work, sir. Keep it up.

[Matt Shifley 🕳 @MrShife]

@TOPolk That's saying a lot because he did a lot of sucking as the Bears QB.

[Ben Halpern @bendhalpern]

1969: Margaret Hamilton alongside the code that got us to the moon
2019: Katie Bouman alongside the data that got us to the black hole

[Tamy Emma Pepin @TamyEmmaPepin]

Congratulations to Katie Bouman to whom we owe the first photograph of a black hole ever. Not seeing her name circulate nearly enough in the press.

Amazing work. And here’s to more women in science (getting their credit and being remembered in history) 💥🔥☄️