Christopher

Addicted to tech, olives, bloody marys & 🍉.

ALL tweets are my own and reflect ONLY MY opinions.

[Christopher @MrShortFry]

@snakeeyes182 @FullGhoren @Bosslogic But, you're suggesting Microsoft copied Apple's liquid glass aesthetic despite Microsoft doing similar over a decade ago. So you are wrong, no?

2007 - Microsoft created the Aero Glass aesthetic... So by your logic does that mean Apple's liquid glass is inspired by that?

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@GaseousSnakes Keep inhaling all that copium - sounds like you need it 🤣

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@GaseousSnakes 33m units sold does not make it obsolete you absolute nut job 🤣

[Christopher @MrShortFry]

@GaseousSnakes Imagine suggesting xbox is done because it has "only" sold 33m units. You need to move past the console war - nobody cares anymore. Xbox will continue for as long as it remains profitable to Microsoft.

Play whatever console your mates are on, or wherever you get the best value.

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@Reefyfish @ForzaHorizon There's *the* Alps, and there's the Japanese Alps - completely separate mountain ranges.

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@NoMansSky Light No Fire, when? Go on... Even just a year reveal? 🙏😘

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@Borderlands I'd love to play it with my bro @TheeLewisKee. Go on, make it happen 😉

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[Christopher @MrShortFry]

...my missing order.

How can I prove I didn't receive anything if there's nothing to take a photo of?

So now I'm £16 out of pocket, hungry, and someone else got my food they won't pay for AND they can get a full refund since they have evidence the wrong thing got delivered?

🤯

[Christopher @MrShortFry]

Ordered lunch from @JustEatUK. Driver turns up with a Morrisons grocery shop. I tell him that's the wrong order and he tells me no, it's mine.

Dude, I know what I ordered and this ain't it. He picks up the bags and leaves. Says nothing.

Just Eat want photographic evidence of...

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@forallmankind_ HYPE HYPE HYPE!

[Christopher @MrShortFry]

@sanghoang @KirkStan I've had instances where they've said they'll try again next working day and then nothing happens. Look at this recent shitshow delivery... 🙄

Mon: We'll deliver today
Tue: No, actually, we'll try today
Wed: Whatever... Don't care
Thu: I guess we'll try today if you're lucky...

[Christopher @MrShortFry]

Ever wondered why the 'Evri' delivery company is called that? It's because they fuck up your delivery EVERY. SINGLE. TIME.

Sooner they go bust, the better. Never once had an on time delivery from these cowboys.

[Christopher @MrShortFry]

@KirkStan Yours is the experience I usually have with them - they're terrible communicators! I reckon this year I've had around 10 or so Evri deliveries and probably 5-7 of them have been a crap experience.

Evri's tagline should be: Never on time, 100% of the time, and usually broken too

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@contact_EvriHQ Ohh, absolutely yes. Because you look so legitimate, I'll DM you all my personal details including my card info and a photo of my passport to make sure this gets dealt with.

Yep... Totally legit.

@elonmusk you cared about bots before buying Twitter. Why do you not care anymore?

[Christopher @MrShortFry]

@OnlineCare1109 Fuck off, ScamBot9000.

At least try and look more convincing.

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Returned to watch the first season of @taskmaster and in the last episode, I'm suddenly looking at Greg as Gandalf and Josh as Frodo... Sizing seems accurate 🤣 #Taskmaster

[Christopher @MrShortFry]

Looks like the cost of living crisis is hitting @McDonaldsUK hard.

The fact one of your shop staff looked at this and thought it was acceptable is laughable. Not even half a spoon deep! 🤣

£3.19 for 1.5cm worth of McFlurry. Cheapskates.

[Christopher @MrShortFry]

@NVIDIAGFN Looking forward to getting the RTX 5080-class performance, and the 90fps on Steam Deck!

#BlackwellonGFN

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@NvidiaANZ GeForce Summer