Simon Haynes

Skiing, F1, MotoGP, Fatherhood

[Simon Haynes @MrSimonHaynes]

@Carpervert how do I get to see you at fotu?

[Simon Haynes @MrSimonHaynes]

#England football team have lived up to their usual tournament standards.
Absolutely useless.

[Simon Haynes @MrSimonHaynes]

@autoalex how many tickets did you refund?

[Simon Haynes @MrSimonHaynes]

@EventbriteUK #Shedfest thank you for the refund.

[Simon Haynes @MrSimonHaynes]

@EventbriteUK refund for #Shedfest please

[Simon Haynes @MrSimonHaynes]

#shedfest traffic sucks but at least the car being is playing good music

[Simon Haynes @MrSimonHaynes]

#shedfest.
How long should I wait in the traffic before I give up?

[Simon Haynes @MrSimonHaynes]

@shedfest #shedfestrefund

[Simon Haynes @MrSimonHaynes]

@autoalex how do I get a #shedfest refund?

[Simon Haynes @MrSimonHaynes]

#shedfest cheers guys , Im really enjoying sitting in traffic, I don't think you guys could organise a pi$$ up in a brewery

[Simon Haynes @MrSimonHaynes]

@autoalex @carwow
Drag race Taylor's lawnmower

[Simon Haynes @MrSimonHaynes]

@AsdaServiceTeam

[Simon Haynes @MrSimonHaynes]

@TrekCulture
This has bugged since the second episode of the current series. What rank is pike? Is he a full captain or is he a commander?

[Simon Haynes @MrSimonHaynes]

#Eurovision2023
Graham Norton looks like a matador

[Simon Haynes @MrSimonHaynes]

@bbceurovision Graham Norton looks like a matador

[Patrick Fabian @PatrickFabian]

Good Times.
#BetterCallSaul
#SomosUnidos

[Simon Haynes @MrSimonHaynes]

@AskPayPal hiya, I couldn't find my credit card so I cancelled it from Sunday 14th August. I did buy something with credit card on PayPal on Tuesday 16th. Will the transaction still go ahead on a different card?
My account is [email protected]
Cheers

[Simon Haynes @MrSimonHaynes]

@autoalex Really enjoying the SC500.
DON'T scrap the cars just yet, as you still need to go to the most easterly point in Britain.
Perhaps you can call it the EC500!

[Simon Haynes @MrSimonHaynes]

@danielricciardo your performance has gone down hill since you became know as DannyRic.
You and Mclaren should have been a perfect match - and I believe you are.

[Dr Julia Grace Patterson💙 @JujuliaGrace]

We do not accept your apology. We have no faith in your leadership. We would like you to resign. #PMQs