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Dumbledore’s man through and through.

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It's a brutal 64 degrees in Santa Clara at 9:30 PM, the crescent moon is beating down on these poor players, time for a hydration break!
#FIFAWorldCup

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Oh really, the San Andres Fault is trying to work from home while the kids start loudly fighting about the most inconsequential bullshit imaginable?

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It’s honestly so so funny that the only game they lost was the one Trump went to (and fell asleep at).

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Balogaaland.

#FIFAWorldCup

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Every Mexico player has the Don Mattingly shaving his sideburns haircut from The Simpsons

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Parents realizing summer school starts at 9:45 and ends at 1.

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Me: {kisses wife’s shoulder cutely in public}

Wife: fuck off.

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Youth pastor: Data center? What about God-I-surrender?

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Me: Kids today have had play regimented out of their lives with an endless barrage of school, tutoring, sports, private lessons, and technology. They need time and space to just be kids.

Also me (day 2 of summer):
👏 boarding 👏 school 👏 NOW 👏

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I do mental resiliency exercises with my son’s all star baseball team at the end of every practice. One exercise is to identify a word or phrase that anchors you to a sense of calm or freedom. Can be anything.

My son is so 82-0 pilled his phrase is “World B Free, 80s Cavs”.

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Addicted: https://t.co/epyQkCoGDn

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Teams pitching to Megan Grant

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Teams deciding to pitch to Megan Grant

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Fam, my son’s 8U little league team has GameChanger, Team Snap, WhatsApp, TeamReach, and a group chat.

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Um, not a scientist but I think I know why…

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I don’t know why this makes me so fucking mad but I am fuming.

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This is definitely one of the seven trumpets or bowls of God’s wrath in Revelation, just not sure which one.

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They’re calling him Splash Katel.

[Jake @JakeWally]

why does ryan lochte look like kash patel now

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The other Chinese foreign agent in Arcadia? The hand pulled noodles at 1919 Lanzhou Beef Noodle. Every time I eat there I want to join the CCP.

[ABC News @ABC]

NEW: Eileen Wang, the mayor of Arcadia, California, has been charged with acting as an illegal foreign agent for China, the Justice Department announced on Monday.

Wang agreed to plead guilty, the Justice Department said. https://t.co/61VZ41RJMF

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youth pastor: everyone is talking about AI but no one is asking, “ay why?”