Seamus

Standup, improv, sketch. For bookings, contact me, I don't have an agent. He/him. Tryer with @thetrychannel mobster with @MOBTheatreDub

[Seamus @MrStackpoole]

Has an Irishman ever set up a Parisian style bistro called Sean's Élysées and if not why not?

[Seamus @MrStackpoole]

@TFIupdates why have none of the buses been on schedule the last half hour at the tallaght luas bus stop 4348? The 27 is showing at 11 minutes for 20 minutes. What's wrong, why no updates?

[Seamus @MrStackpoole]

That's a spicy pumpkin 🤌🌶️🎃

[TRY @TheTryChannel]

NEW VIDEO! We're clearly lovin' these pumpkin pie snacks! 😂

Irish People Try Pumpkin Pie Snacks: https://t.co/5ScZTnFy1h

(feat. @CallyannBrennan, @TheSonicScrew, @MrStackpoole, @NicoleOConor, @i_Gleeson and @ThatOneWhoSings.)

[TRY @TheTryChannel]

NEW VIDEO! We're getting some pep in our step with these bars!😁

Irish People Try American Cereal Bars: https://t.co/hZ6uuqAf9n

(feat. @fionafrawl, @LolsyByrne, @MrStackpoole, @NicoleOConor, @PaganPlays and @ColinFilm.)

[Seamus @MrStackpoole]

@CurleyPollly It would have been a fowl act not to feed them

[Seamus @MrStackpoole]

I did it, I've jumped ship. Adios amobeas

https://t.co/BG0gWgdaSp

[fucking every word @fuckeveryword]

fuck toby

[Seamus @MrStackpoole]

@Jimpetuous

[Seamus @MrStackpoole]

Just tonight I learned of a mormon couple who used to (perhaps still do?) perform Shakespearean sexual role play. They were overheard by a housemate

[The New York Times @nytimes]

In @nytopinion

“What makes Shakespeare controversial is also what makes him essential — and contemporary,” Drew Lichtenberg writes. “His work deals with issues that remain just as relevant and contested today as they were in his time.” https://t.co/F7lpDQbnCG

[Seamus @MrStackpoole]

@The_TinyDonkey Good cat

[Seamus @MrStackpoole]

@CurleyPollly I haven't made the jump yet. I think some are on threads. I'm not sure where I'm going to go next, if it's bluesky or threads

[Seamus @MrStackpoole]

Under new TOS Grok knows your thoughts now

[Seamus @MrStackpoole]

@FelixirofLife28 Good, I was worried

[Rory McCarthy @roryisconfused]

Sometimes I’ll buy one of those really big bags of posh Tyrells Crisps and think “why, this amount of crisps will last me three, maybe four days?”. But then I will sit down with the big bag of crisps, and I will enter into what might medically be referred to as a “crisp trance”.

[Seamus @MrStackpoole]

Tortoise was juicin

[Genghis Kanye 🦍☀️ @MaoistGorilla]

Incredible things are happening in China

[Seamus @MrStackpoole]

When I was a kid I wanted to be a nepo baby when I grew up

[Seamus @MrStackpoole]

@Dan_Marchais Cow, pig, chicken, oat, rice, corn, onion, carrot, pea, apple, banana, tomato

[Seamus @MrStackpoole]

What protein, grain, veg, and fruit would you bring to a new island? You can only bring 3 of each. Tomato is a fruit, so is cucumber, potato is a veg so are mushrooms. Meat, fish, nuts fall under the category of protein

[Seamus @MrStackpoole]

@ilovaussiesheps 😂

[Seamus @MrStackpoole]

I see it's now me and about 12 of the most off the wall veteran cranks left now