Josef Stalin

Deranged leader of the Soviet Union, I was the only dictator to implement equal-opportunity policies - of death and destruction.

[Josef Stalin @MrStalinMan]

@cronkitesays i've been trying to destroy the constitution since before it was cool to destroy racist stuff.

[Josef Stalin @MrStalinMan]

@DefeatCommunism it warms the mustache, komrade, and bring tear to eye!

[Josef Stalin @MrStalinMan]

@NickyKhrushchev they are neither savage nor intelligent enough to forge an effective amoral despotism.

[Josef Stalin @MrStalinMan]

@mdfification Meet me behind your local Walmart. I can't lose, because I'm already dead!

[Josef Stalin @MrStalinMan]

But you should care, /u/MDfification. http://t.co/OQ69QlHkrr

[Josef Stalin @MrStalinMan]

@CronkiteSays нет, watching America crumble is most entertaining part of my afterlife! I <3 Obama!

[Josef Stalin @MrStalinMan]

@CronkiteSays too late, they're already front page spread on the morning issue of Pravda.

[Josef Stalin @MrStalinMan]

@SuperReaganMan

[Josef Stalin @MrStalinMan]

@cronkitesays it is terrible that he is so lazy. he could be so much more efficient at destroying america if he worked harder.

[Josef Stalin @MrStalinMan]

@cronkitesays util he finishes the next few rounds of golf. and a few fundraisers. then whew, all that work, time for another vacation!

[Josef Stalin @MrStalinMan]

@DefeatCommunism I must stand with you against these people, for religion has no place in a true communist paradise.

[Josef Stalin @MrStalinMan]

If you don't like your citizens, replace them. #justcommunistthings

[Josef Stalin @MrStalinMan]

@OAlbohisi & then Raul will have you shot for messing with daddy. Communism is all about power, товарищ.

[Josef Stalin @MrStalinMan]

@NickyKhrushchev @PutinRF I wet my mustache just thinking of it. EU and US are so weak now, it is time for RU to take power!

[Josef Stalin @MrStalinMan]

@CronkiteSays close, there's mourning in America.

[Josef Stalin @MrStalinMan]

@KimmyJongIl shooting is so much faster though.

[Josef Stalin @MrStalinMan]

@CronkiteSays he has nipples for ears.

[Josef Stalin @MrStalinMan]

@JayEffinKennedy @MostWowFacts it would explain so much about you today though! ;)

[Josef Stalin @MrStalinMan]

@NickyKhrushchev @JayEffinKennedy да, @msnbc and @CNN do much better job of repeating what they're told - much better behavior!