Mr. Stats

Former NBA stat guy • player of games • problem solver

[Mr. Stats @MrStats_]

@atlanticesque I hate fellow autists (especially ones significantly older than me) that still use a variation of “well I’m autistic, that’s just the way I am” to justify their immature and anti-social behaviors. It’s shameful and demeaning to the rest of us

[Mr. Stats @MrStats_]

@mattyglesias The fact that you think his reply is evidence in any way of him being intelligent, let alone the *smartest* new Dem, is very telling. I’ve not got a clue why anyone would trust your analysis…on anything. Do you?

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@Steven60149434 @dhops15 @TownieTakes @brysondech You can see that you started that by saying “I don’t know for certain” and ended it by stating with certainty “he went for the money” right?

I’ve already won. You back-tracked and then flip-flopped. You know you’re wrong. Go away retaining some dignity

[Mr. Stats @MrStats_]

@Steven60149434 @dhops15 @TownieTakes @brysondech Rahm ≠ DeChambeau

I’m not being naive, you’re psychoanalyzing someone you’re totally ignorant of and being arrogant

[Mr. Stats @MrStats_]

@Steven60149434 @dhops15 @TownieTakes @brysondech This is one of the most immature traits an adult can hold: acting like you know for certain the thoughts and motivations inside the heads of other people

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@TownieTakes @brysondech Wanting to grow the game and getting paid a whole lot for something you think will do that are not mutually exclusive

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@TS9gbn @flvcovlquimistv @justalexoki @tube_you68990 Lmaoooo @TS9gbn for liking that. The irony is literally unbelievable 😂😭

[Mr. Stats @MrStats_]

@TS9gbn @flvcovlquimistv @justalexoki @tube_you68990 Watching the video is one thing…having good reading comprehension and syntax is another

[Mr. Stats @MrStats_]

@_iamlougotti You know how certain tv or movie characters were written to be very smart but they were not written by very smart people? And how very smart people instantly spot this?

This is an unwise and immature persons perspective on how a wise and mature person feels. Zero backbone

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@imTolstoyevski @ChrisRMcGuire The best place to hide a leaf is in the forest. Plausibly deniability is the point, not the defense

[Spencer Pratt @spencerpratt]

If you’re right wing and you can’t admit liberals (not communists) are way better at art and design and boutique coffee shops and restaurants, you’re not living in reality.

If you’re left wing and you can’t admit conservatives are way better at running cities and businesses and police departments, you’re not living in reality.

You step inside a beautiful coffee shop in the PNW and think “man, these liberals are great at this stuff…conservatives should take notes.” Then the moment you step outside and trip over a homeless drug zombie shooting up fentanyl on the sidewalk, you think “man these liberals are terrible at this stuff…they should really take notes from conservatives”

Communists make disgusting anti-beauty art, but classical liberals aren’t like that. Put the libs in charge of the coffee shops, put the conservatives in charge of city hall. This is how you get a city that is beautiful, clean, and functional.

If you can’t accept that, you need to check your tribalism. We are never getting rid of each other, so figure out how we strike a balance or else the communists swoop in and take everything from us while we quarrel over stupid bullshit…which is exactly what’s happening now.

[Mr. Stats @MrStats_]

@heywildrich @InezFeltscher That “makes sense” to you???

[Mr. Stats @MrStats_]

@InezFeltscher They couldn’t explain it in a way that makes sense

They’d try but fail bc it’s just like “you say you voted for x to achieve x…but that’s not how you achieve x…so what do you really want” and they don’t know tbf

Most people support policies counter to their goals

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@NFL Yo WHAT? Lmao the actual NFL is trolling their own power rankings?

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@xwanyex Never. Running around being that unrealistic has implications. One cannot throw out logic and surrender to his emotions about a main interest or hobby of his, then expect there to be no spillover effect

“Fans” of that nature are not taken seriously by others

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@kitten_beloved I’m really not feeling that this morning. Feeling more inevitable that me and my wife won’t be able to retire in our home country for economic, safety, and social reasons

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@RefinedPopulist I can’t understand this type of unprincipled person

There is LITERALLY NOTHING that could make me vote D unless the parties *actually* switched on every position

Bc R policies move towards the world I want, D policies away. Nothing else matters. Emotions are unreliable

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@JustinUSA @JDVance You’re like 18 😂 you can’t be a political analyst because you don’t even understand yourself or the people around you yet

If you see this tweet in 10 years you’ll laugh at yourself thinking about how stupid you were

JD is an actual adult. You are a child. Ofc you dislike him

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@MySportsUpdate @Schultz_Report Good. I hope his career is over. I’ve never seen another NFL player with the combination of retardedness and sack-of-shit-scumbaggery that he has. Truly an awful human being to experience in any way

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@memeticsisyphus Hahaha this kind of temperament is great for ruining a popular and edgy online account, but not getting things done (well) in real life

This kid is wiser than most people commenting on it