Mr. Statuette

Orbiting the sun on the third rock.

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@RCReed40 - in the podcast, I believe you have a philosophical position-the Missouri position. Show me.

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@Brink_Thinker The Darjeeling Limited

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@sentantiq War elephants attack from the side.

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Gotta step up my game.

[Hans Holbein @artistholbein]

Hans Holbein the Younger, Num. XXI, 16th century #hansholbeintheyounger https://t.co/Mm1tpw6nj1

[Iliad Bot @Iliad_Bot]

[ i hate having to say this but the new twitter API announcement unfortunately means the end for iliad_bot :( this has been a passion project of mine for years and im glad so many of you enjoyed it too <3 it will continue to post until the end that is death envelops its eyes ]

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@RCReed40 Merry Christmas! Thanks for changing my mind about something, opening my eyes. Have a great day!

[Caravaggio @artcaravaggio]

Crowning with Thorns, 1603 #baroque #caravaggio https://t.co/MshHtXraYG

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@artistbasquiat Yes

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@Abraxsys Kinks?

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@KatieDeal99 Absinthe.

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@The_GrammarGeek Blue book, from the Midwest of America. I guess calling Minnesota “Central America” would cause a ruckus with Guatemala. Thanks autocorrect for the capitalization.

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@AuthorConfusion It’s ok if you like it, it’s ok if you don’t. Looking for authenticity is a sure road to heartache.

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All’s well that ends well @AmericanAir . Classic lesson here: everyone was pleasant, the fact I had to call and spend exorbitant time to get to the people IS the problem. The post call survey betrays a silo culture. This can be done.

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On hold, yet again. Something that should take a minute or two to solve, I’m now a couple hours in on. 50 minutes on chat, twenty minutes on prior call to “office is closed.”⁦@AmericanAir⁩ - seriously?

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@AmericanAir Another hour, just directed to the regular 800 number. This is what good customer service looks like? It is a simple request.

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@AmericanAir - I’ve spent hours trying to get in touch with someone, anyone. At the end of the day, I just want my #frequentflyer miles. It’s a tale of woe of cancellations and being walked to another airline.

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What’s worse is that it is for something so minor. Now I’ll try email.

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Gotta tell you, not the best moment. I’m too many hours in on this. Help. #airlineproblems #cancellations #frequentfliermiles