Mr steal your tweets

[Mr steal your tweets @MrStealYoTweet]

I only count the girls I hit raw, if I used a condom we was just dancing.

[Mr steal your tweets @MrStealYoTweet]

Lol everybody talking body counts

[Mr steal your tweets @MrStealYoTweet]

Nothing more difficult than getting out of a relationship you were never in

[Mr steal your tweets @MrStealYoTweet]

Just because your her boyfriend doesn't mean your her favorite person to have sex with

[Mr steal your tweets @MrStealYoTweet]

Twitter has minimized the texting game

[Mr steal your tweets @MrStealYoTweet]

Man I can't wait to get so drunk tonight, they are gonna have to carry me to my car so I can drive home.

[Mr steal your tweets @MrStealYoTweet]

Picking and choosing when to turn your read receipts off is a fucking art form.

[Mr steal your tweets @MrStealYoTweet]

The day I can accidentally cum in you without the fear of god in our eyes is the day we go together