Mike Sweet

[Mike Sweet @MrSweet1138]

Definitive proof God is real: In-N-out. #thebestdamnburgerontheplanet #couldalsomeansex #bothworkjuuuustfine #angryunicorns

[Mike Sweet @MrSweet1138]

Definitive proof God is real: Bacon #definitiveproof #angryunicorns #cantbelieveittookthislongtogettobacon #baconwrappedeverything #omnomnom

[Mike Sweet @MrSweet1138]

Quote of the day: Here's my card....Jesus loves you...bye #angryunicorns #mylittlebroisanerd #healmostdiedincompton

[Mike Sweet @MrSweet1138]

Definitive proof God is real: Drunk Kariokoe #drunkpsychos #definitiveproof #angryunicorns #damngina

[Mike Sweet @MrSweet1138]

I love when middle-aged men sing Edible at the 20 something aged bar #fucklikeabeast #holyshititssofunny #angryunicorns #shitjustgotreal

[Mike Sweet @MrSweet1138]

Definitive proof God is real: Cheese #definitiveproof #ifyou'rewithmeraiseyourhand #crapicantseeyouovertheinternet #angryunicorns

[Mike Sweet @MrSweet1138]

I love scaring random people when paying for my parking pass! #Yahtzee #noseriouslythatsallittooktoscareachild #hewas15 #angryunicorns

[Mike Sweet @MrSweet1138]

Sooo when a lady has whiskers does that mean that they are now a dude #ladywhiskers #angryunicorns #seriouslyimreallyconfuzed #tellmebro

[Mike Sweet @MrSweet1138]

Definitive proof God is real: Sex #definitiveproof #angryunicorns #youknowwhatimtalkingabout #greatestthingevertohappen

[Mike Sweet @MrSweet1138]

I was just listening to Sex on Fire and was wondering why no one put it out, sounds dangerous #angryunicorns #seriouslyoutchtownbro

[Mike Sweet @MrSweet1138]

Definitive proof God is real: Burgers #definitiveproof #omginnerfatgirlcomeoutandplay #angryunicorns

[Mike Sweet @MrSweet1138]

Definitive proof God is real: Beer. #tryingsometgingnew #definitiveproof #weallknowitstrue #angryunicorns

[Mike Sweet @MrSweet1138]

I think we should be concerned about the Easter Bunny. He lays chocolate eggs. #superconcernicus #alsoscarygiantbunny #angryunicorns

[Mike Sweet @MrSweet1138]

I believe that Stephen Spielberg is the msot powerful jew since Jesus #orishethesameperson #hetotallyis #angryunicorns

[Mike Sweet @MrSweet1138]

If a person has both lady and boy parts can said person get themselves pregnant? #justcurious #forrealzthoughcanithappen #angryunicorns

[Mike Sweet @MrSweet1138]

So I have vowed to become more involved on this thing #stilldontunderstandthiscrap #stillconfusedabouthastags #angryunicorns

[Mike Sweet @MrSweet1138]

If only sitting around in your underwear was a profession I would be the king #Ienjoyfoodtoomuchfornyowngood #angryunicorns

[Mike Sweet @MrSweet1138]

Another HHN down only 17ish left #Imalreadysickofthisandimcaffedrealbadonmytigthsandnipples.

[Mike Sweet @MrSweet1138]

Still cannot believe that I am a married man with an awesome woman @Spilliana #crazyinlovewithmybeautifulwifeomgright

[Mike Sweet @MrSweet1138]

Enjoying a mother's day feast at cracker barrell.#sweetfamilyoverloadjustaskjonnywhatthatmeans