Daniel Simson

Cool Jerk, Hipster and all round lovable guy with a big heart. Apply within. Never knowingly dressed down. These farts are my own and not my employers.

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@chiamakaafc Liverpool FC

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@Ronieutd Jonathan woodgate

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@LarryGo41394727 @IsabelOakeshott Because it was a white British man??!! "The suspect who is a white British national is now in custody". Not rocket science is it?! If it was someone of other nationality and colour they'd have mentioned it.

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@TulsaLange Because he played for Club Tropicana! That's why.

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@JonathanPieNews Why is everyone crying like some woke liberal over a beaver on our bank notes? Unless it's your mum's what's the issue?

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@AllisonPearson @YankyGirltoo Maybe the course they want to do isn't available in Scotland? Maybe they didn't get the results needed to get into a university in Scotland? Quote a lot of Universities relay on fees they charge to overseas students (many are pooling their resources to save money to keep viable).

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@TheJesseJinx I believe Germany did this back in the 1930s, putting flags up everywhere, and it looks shit.

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@LozzaFox What about the 100s of hostages Israel has? When will they be released? What about the illegal occupation of the west bank? When will Israel give it back?!! What about the aid workers? The IDF buried alive & killed?! Oh, & if Israel attacks Palestine, they have a right to defend.

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@antmiddleton Be honest, folks. If Ant or say Tommy Robinson said something like this, would you be calling for their arrest under terrorism laws or call it freedom of speech?

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@gayalibabashowx @LozzaFox Bet you're fun at parties!

[Jeremy Corbyn @jeremycorbyn]

The illegal attacks on Iran by the United States are reckless beyond belief — and threaten the safety of humankind around the world.

Diplomacy was possible. Instead, a catastrophic war has been ignited by the aggression of two nuclear states, Israel and the United States.

Meanwhile, the genocide in Gaza continues unabated with the shameful military support of our own government.

The last Labour government made the mistake of following the US into a devastating war. Human beings abroad paid the price.

This Labour government needs to learn the lessons of the past, otherwise it will be remembered for the more dangerous world it has helped to create.

I echo the call made by the UN Secretary-General: “There is no military solution. The only path forward is diplomacy. The only hope is peace.”

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@dansongoftheday testing testing 1 2 3.

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@SamuelAntal1988 @TinaHornsby @LozzaFox @Keir_Starmer Please provide evidence Sam to back up your 'claim'. Perhaps several sources fact checked to give balanced constucted reply?!

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Eurgh! I'm watching @BBCMOTD2, and the audio is off from the visuals. It's like watching a badly dubbed Japanese film! The commentator telling me someone has scored before they've even hit it is frustrating.

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I'm struggling to watch @BBCMOTD FA Cup as the visuals don't match up with the audio. It's like a Japanese film with the lips moving after they've stopped talking. Sort it out, please @BBCSport
#FACuplive #bbcsport #AVFCvTHFC

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I'm struggling to watch @BloombergTV today as the audio is slightly out of sync with the visuals, so it looks like they are badly miming. Giving me a headache. Urgh.

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Here me out Hollywood. It's like Candyman, but with Kenny G. You say Kenny G 3 times in the mirror and bloke with a saxophone, and a perm follows you round all day playing light jazz.

[rags @ragsy12]

Took a girl home from the bar last night & she kept asking me if I was the 2004 PGA Championship winner the way I was making that Vijay Singh

[Ian Holmes @ianh0lmes]

@Marathon_Mcr @adidasrunning great event yesterday but pulling the barriers across the road in front of the last finishers as they’re on the home straight isn’t great- there’s another runner behind the pink top too- hope you can make it up to them with some goodies

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Just come back from Berlin where the airport is clean and tidy and the public transport works regularly into the night to a tired, miserable looking Manchester Airport with not trams to the city centre, 1 train 90 minutes later and no street car cabs! FFS disgraceful service!