Mr Terry Deacon

I’d always wanted to be a doctor, rushing from ward to ward, just as they do on TV programmes like Casualty and ER. Then I made a mistake. Me story out soon!!!!

[Mr Terry Deacon @MrTerryDeacon]

Finally got me manuscript off to publisher; fingers crossed! 🤞Me online dictionary reckons a manuscript is a typewritten or handwritten version of a book, article or document specially done for publication in print, case you wondering! #KnowledgeIsPower

[Mr Terry Deacon @MrTerryDeacon]

Working at the hospital was great, not a job really, just like living someone else's life. #reminiscing

[Mr Terry Deacon @MrTerryDeacon]

God I hate those fame seeking twats, who after being on some kind of baking, singing or cooking show for ten minutes, desperately keep tweeting, hoping they’ll become famous or get a book out. #getalife #grownup

[Mr Terry Deacon @MrTerryDeacon]

Do you remember when you joined Twitter? I do! #MyTwitterAnniversary #SadButTrue

[Mr Terry Deacon @MrTerryDeacon]

Outrageous, I’ve got some old girl at the table next to me, smoking away like a chimney! #rude #lungcancer

[Mr Terry Deacon @MrTerryDeacon]

I think having a close friendship is little like peeing on yourself; everyone notices it, but only you get that warm feeling it brings. #true

[Mr Terry Deacon @MrTerryDeacon]

Me Dawn said I shouldn’t regret me past, just learn from it. Easier said than done for sure!

[Mr Terry Deacon @MrTerryDeacon]

Over heard me bus driver just say ‘Good judgment comes from experience, and experience comes from bad judgment’.... He’s wasted he is! #intelligent

[Mr Terry Deacon @MrTerryDeacon]

A bit of a commotion at me supermarket this morning. Checkout girl sneezed in her hands then wanted to scan me shopping. Wasn’t having her touch me stuff without washing her hands first. She and other customers in line got well grumpy with me... #unhygienic #antibacterial #dirty

[Mr Terry Deacon @MrTerryDeacon]

Always happens when I have a new shirt - a bloody Seagull just shit down my back! #lucky #shirt

[Mr Terry Deacon @MrTerryDeacon]

I bloody hate it I do, when they automatically add a quid donation to me bill.... #rude #didnottip

[Mr Terry Deacon @MrTerryDeacon]

I don’t understand why me local burger bar are excited their veggie burger tastes like meat? Why would a vegetarian want a meat tasting burger... 🍔 #veggie #vegetarian

[Mr Terry Deacon @MrTerryDeacon]

Me Dawn bless her, just text saying she reckons me screenplay will win a BAFTA next year! #BAFTATV

[Mr Terry Deacon @MrTerryDeacon]

I'm celebrating...... today is the oldest I've been since I was born and the youngest I'll ever be again! #mebirthday #fact

[Mr Terry Deacon @MrTerryDeacon]

So funny, just had a frantic call from Jase, saying his car had been stolen... I had to remind the plonker he has a courtesy car today! #idiot

[Mr Terry Deacon @MrTerryDeacon]

Me mate Jase reckons common sense ain't that common. #jasesays

[Mr Terry Deacon @MrTerryDeacon]

The bookish side of Parisian art - Apollo Magazine https://t.co/3D5jaX0ygo #Reading #TerrysBooks

[Mr Terry Deacon @MrTerryDeacon]

5 Ways to Write Romance With Respect https://t.co/6FOa2wEZxZ #AmReading #TerrysBooks

[Mr Terry Deacon @MrTerryDeacon]

From Children’s Books to Live Theater: Mo Willems and Oliver Jeffers Have New Tales to Tell https://t.co/zr8rhCkbkQ #book #TerrysBooks

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New York Magazine Inks Book Publishing Deal With Simon & Schuster - WWD https://t.co/f41yQnOfEk #Reading #TerrysBooks