Tim Callanan

ABC Journalist (but not spokesman). Tennis tragic and Liverpool FC fan. I didn't pay for this tick.🤓

[Tim Callanan @MrTimCallanan]

The best bit of this story is the criminal geniuses using pulled pork claws with 6 fingers https://t.co/aVjxki8hsb

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Great news everyone

[CBS News @CBSNews]

43 monkeys that were being used for vaccine development escaped from a lab in Yemassee, South Carolina on Wednesday and are currently on the loose. This video, taken near the facility on Wednesday afternoon, appears to show shadowy figures moving through the woods. CBS News could not confirm that the figures are the missing monkeys.

People are advised not to try and capture, feed, or handle the monkeys. According to the CDC, some monkeys can carry B virus which can be deadly to people; “Even if a monkey doesn’t appear to be ill, it can still be infected. [The monkeys] are wild animals, even if they have been raised around people. Like any wild animals, they may bite, spit, or scratch when frightened. For these reasons, people should not attempt to capture, feed, or handle the escaped monkeys.” https://t.co/UeoiIs0r9J

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Timely reminder that The Cure just released on of their most depressing albums if you’re in a wallowing mood.

[The A.V. Club @TheAVClub]

R.I.P. Teri Garr, Academy Award-nominated star of Tootsie, Young Frankenstein, and many more https://t.co/AePwnk9dkB

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@christophclarey "The year is too long. The schedule is too packed. We have to play too much." etc

[Tim Callanan @MrTimCallanan]

It begins

[The Associated Press @AP]

Washington state woman calls 911 after being hounded by up to 100 raccoons https://t.co/lL70xzeTvP

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Dude looks like he’s been scrollin this site for 4 hours

[The A.V. Club @TheAVClub]

They finally killed Chucky https://t.co/WjDrSBhqPz

[CONSEQUENCE @consequence]

FINALLY: The Cure have released "Alone," the first single from their long-awaited new album, Songs of a Lost World, which officially arrives on November 1st → https://t.co/0ILVFTD6Cp

[Tim Callanan @MrTimCallanan]

There's a lesson here for all of us.

[CBS News @CBSNews]

Woman missing for 4 days during Colorado spiritual quest became lost while trying to tell others she was OK. https://t.co/uPZTVIZKsw

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@diffland a footnote is a footnote

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It has been drawn to my attention that an Australian version of The Office has been made and I would like to preemptively apologise for what is certain to be the Raygun of television.

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@unfinkable that would be the worst case scenario

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Goddang vuruses done got me

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@MelbournePollen Wait, so there’ll be pollen or there won’t be pollen?

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@BenRothenberg one of these people is just going to be 12 years old their whole life

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Big congrats to The Age and the Herald Sun which are both the most read papers in Victoria according to articles they each published this morning

[Tim Callanan @MrTimCallanan]

ease up

[Anthony Albanese @AlboMP]

Welcome back to Australia, Prime Minister @chrisluxonmp. Australia and New Zealand are closer than friends – we are family. 🇦🇺🇳🇿

[Tim Callanan @MrTimCallanan]

this poor soul was clearly under the malevolent influence of a white walker