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@OphiuchiHotline @itsme_urstruly @TheFigen_ Except in the UK that van would have seen the kid approaching the crossing and sped up to try and beat him to it.

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That’s #numberwang @RealDMitchell @arobertwebb

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Christmas Day playlist sorted @thedarkness

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@flintworks @FloraEGill That would allow it to be in real time. I look forward to the “one of them dashes off to have a poo but can’t find a public toilet” episode.

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@FloraEGill To be fair his mum probably had it in her handbag.

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@FloraEGill I once dreamt that Taylor Swift became annoyingly clingy after making the one-sided decision we were best friends, mainly on the basis I wasn’t really a fan and didn’t know much about her, which she found “super refreshing”. I was considering a restraining order by the end.

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@Pure_Bob @JustinHawkins @theblackkeys Both seem equally plausible with him

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@F1 Karma strikes

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@Vetteleclerc Horner has very quickly forgotten last years championship was decided very much in a manner against the spirit of the regulations whilst still technically abiding by them.

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@BenBrice17 One left

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@lovemaked I suck at Twitter and can’t remember how to directly message someone 😂

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@thisisjimgrant Hi, yes it is! Ticket price is £27.50

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@richardosman Netflix still asks “Do you like this show?” even when eight seasons in. Just have a guess at that point.

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@HamillHimself @NathanHamill At school I used to wonder why we wasted so much time colouring in, but today I learnt it’s an actual job. I used to be damn good at it too. If I’d known I’d have gone pro.

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@F1 It was pretty great until they fixed the result, sending it right to the bottom

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@DrTommyT25 @tezilyas Celebrities always get special treatment

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@DannyJohnJules I was refused entry to the same club two weeks in a row. The first time my shoes didn’t meet the required standard as they were “not polished”. I made efforts to remedy this, then the following week they were deemed “too shiny”.

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@Natt I was refused entry to the same club two weeks in a row. The first time my shoes didn’t meet the required standard as they were “not polished”. I made efforts to remedy this, then the following week they were deemed “too shiny”.

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@Jayeamber1 @ymmayer @Oloni I found you got different subtitles depending if you chose English or English Closed Caption (with the latter matching the dubbed dialogue and the former being wildly different).

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@st_vincent Probably a good way to go undercover too. “Is that… no, just some super fan who looks like her”.