Scott Smith

Had 250 followers once. It’s all been down hill from there really.

[Scott Smith @MrTweetsmith]

Really cut to the nub of it for “I”.

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@thexbomb LinkedIn feed broadcast to back of seat screen. And a crib sheet for your next motivational post handed out on exit.

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@thexbomb “Talent Vs Tech, why Silicon Valley needs to learn from this Turkish Shooting Olympian”

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I’ve just seen a toddler named “Dennis”, and you know what? I think everything is going to be ok.

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Does the Ennis Police Dept badge look like Bowie?

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Chill, Rude boy.

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@thexbomb Sounds like Pete Doherty’s new album

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@olibeale @dgab429

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@thexbomb Yep

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Who said romance is dead?

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Who signed off on the prawn cocktail crisp taste test?

Delicious? Absolutely. Prawn cocktail? Are they bollox.

Chancers.

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@rowancheung DM please

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“1kg of fresh asparagus spears”

#TheApprentice

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Called an ex-girlfriend that once. She was not happy.

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Someone’s pleased to be out the box

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@thexbomb 100% en-route to Inferno’s

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“Mr Speaker, I am a fighter, not a quitter”

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@BProbes

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Love, Honour and Dean Gaffney

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Replace a word in a movie title with Dean Gaffney.

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@dgab429 @Texastel77 👀

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A good friend revealed this week that when he goes to the barbers he pays a little extra to have his beautifully bald head rinsed with sparkling water. And it’s all I can think about.