Brian Falsworth

I wonder how things will stand... when the shooting ends.

[Brian Falsworth @MrUnionJack]

"Are you a boy or a girl?"
"I'm a superhero."
"What's your gender?"
"Vigilantism."
"What's in your pants?"
"Justice."

[Brian Falsworth @MrUnionJack]

EL MUERTO IS GETTING A MOVIE JACKIE WE HAVE A CHANCE

[Brian Falsworth @MrUnionJack]

Captain America, making a speech: We’re better than them. We don’t kill people!

Me, who’s BEEN killing people:

[Brian Falsworth @MrUnionJack]

I may have a bruise on my face and a bandaid on my eyebrow but at least my hair is killing it.

[Nᴀᴍᴏʀ MᴄKᴇɴᴢɪᴇ @KingUnderWaves]

@MrUnionJack looking for his next suicide mission.

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[Jac trying to convince me not to go on a suicide mission.]

Jac: I’ve always believed you were stupid, but not that stupid!

Me: No, I really am that stupid and if you don’t believe me, watch.

[Great Depression @CapsicleSR]

People suddenly discovering the Invaders exist, like we haven’t been trying to get @MrUnionJack off the roof since ‘41.

[Brian Falsworth @MrUnionJack]

Today’s tweets sponsored by the physical act of overthrowing the government.

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@verbosejensen This is, of course, a completely normal thing to say to your friends.

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By sheer force of will, I am now immortal.

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Jacqueline, to Namor: Brian doesn’t have any survival or self-preservation instincts. I think he was born without them.

Me: That’s not true!

Jac: Oh yeah? Race you downstairs!

Me:

Me: [Throws self out of second-story window.]

[Brian Falsworth @MrUnionJack]

@StormingGenius “Hey! I’m in something! No one ever puts me in anything!”

[Brian Falsworth @MrUnionJack]

@Ineedmorearrows [Sighs very, very, deeply.]

Do I, though?

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I’ve been existing solely off a diet of coffee for about three days now and I have the super soldier serum to thank for that.

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[At My Funeral.]

Jac: He died doing what he loved.

Jac: Dying.

[Brian Falsworth @MrUnionJack]

@GunsAndSpeeches :)

[Brian Falsworth @MrUnionJack]

Life is too short to not to vault over every table you see.

[Brian Falsworth @MrUnionJack]

I spend my time either running away from problems or creating new ones.