The Unknown Genius

Disclaimer:

YES my identity is unknown but NO I'm not a troll!

YES my name has Genius in it but NO I'm not some know it all douch... Just satire 😁

[The Unknown Genius @MrUnknownGenius]

@UtdFaithfuls @StanRashford Passion and QUALITY 🙌

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@UtdPlug Partey is a good player but can we not take the piss please! @Arsenal

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@ESPNFC Oscar wasn't the best player but he had serious potential. His move to China was more bizarre than shocking when you look at his age and the trajectory his career was on.

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@LukeShaw23 at CB makes a lot of sense, we need another left footed CB as competition / a rotational option to Martinez at the club and until we bring one in Luke will do.

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@StretfordPaddck In my opinion we need two right footed CBs and two left footed CBs and right now our RCBs are Varane and Lindelof who are both more suited to EtH tactics, so yeah, I guess Rio's right.

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@GermanStrands Crash bandicoot!

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@StretfordPaddck People are gonna hate this but how do Man City rotate players? However Pep does it seems to be working well. If it was up to me I'd play one in the league and the other in cup competitions. The way I see it, that's the only way to keep all the players happy, fit and competitive.

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@juan_gutty @HaugenSmeplass @terryflewers Allowing players to get away with shit is how player power infested the club in the first place. The players need to know that ANYONE can get the smoke.

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@UnitedLatesNews @premierleague @ManUtd If she's over it then I'm over it too and look forward to having him back to be honest.

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@StretfordPaddck Should've been Van Nistelrooy but for some reason it was Veron...

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@TheLastLeg #iWishyRishi I just can't be bothered to go from a https://t.co/K3FRTppIBB Churchill to a https://t.co/K3FRTppIBB Thatcher, at least Rishi is an original and not a shitty carbon copy.

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@PurelyFootball Yeah ETH plans to rotate one of the GOAT's and of the best of this generation's strikers and that's without taking the fact that there's no CL football into account.

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@MUFC_redarmy99 Yeah, Fergie says Mctomminay has to play 😐

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@StretfordPaddck Isn't this LvG politely saying he may not be good enough right now?

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@Caleb_Mufc Nah... This makes too much sense and we don't do sensible.

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@TyroneMc__ How many more chances does the guy deserve? At some point the club has to cut its losses.

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@UTDFrankie Their squad isn't filled with social media influencers...

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@UTDFrankie @ManUtd Looks like a Yaya Toure regen... And I'm all for It! But this is United we're talking about so we're just gonna waste time on "big names" and watch him get snapped up by other competent teams.

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@trussliz Every time I hear you speak, I'm a little more certain that your meeting with Putin is what pushed him over the edge. Will you tone down your hawkish rhetoric please, you've made your point, we get it!

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@trussliz @BorisJohnson Seems like you two are really intent on getting us into this war aren't you? Yes we get it, you're tough guys but can you rein it in a bit... not everyone has access to bunkers!