Mr VIX

I trade volatility both long and short, mainly short VIX. Expect sh**posting, satire & dank memes. Not financial advice.

[Mike Cosgrove @mikecosgrove]

When mortgage bros meet each other.

[Mr VIX @MrVIXindex]

#ukmemestocks

[Mr VIX @MrVIXindex]

#ftse

[Dank Capital @DankCapital22]

Renters- “If house prices fall will you reduce my monthly rent?”
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Landlords-

#landlords #FOMC

[Mike Cosgrove @mikecosgrove]

Every Tom, Dick, Harry & their Nans are starting podcasts so I’ve jumped on the bubble.

Line of Credit

Topic: Everything money💷💷
Guests will inc executives, fund managers, traders, analysts, brokers, SME owners, accountants + more.
Ppl on the front line with skin in the game.

[Dank Capital @DankCapital22]

Purchased my costume for Halloween.

I’m going dressed up as a variable rate mortgage.

#Halloween #landlords #mortgages

[Dank Capital @DankCapital22]

New Prime Minister Rishi Sunak meeting Tory MPs who went against him.

#Reshuffle @10DowningStreet

[Mike Cosgrove @mikecosgrove]

There’s 1m private rented homes in London.
Avg London rent is £1900.
That’s £1.9bn a month.

Money from the working class and under-40s going to the middle class and boomers.

A 10% fall in rent redistributes £190m per month from landlords to renters.

Crash = Redistribution.

[Mike Cosgrove @mikecosgrove]

The market is far more trusting and productive than any government.

Everything we have is because someone got up off their arse and decided to create and produce so they can make those financial dreams come true.

Governments destroy and start wars, markets create and rebuild.

[Mike Cosgrove @mikecosgrove]

£300bn bank bailouts
£650bn corp subs 2009-22
£170bn energy subs
£30bn corp debt
£37bn app
£70bn furlough
£7bn energy co bailouts
£65bn pensions
£2.4bn Ukraine
£6bn covid fraud
£4bn unused PPE

When is enough actually enough?

When did gen z and millennials vote for this?

[Dank Capital @DankCapital22]

#StockMarkets #CostOfLivingCrisis #cryptomarket #bitcoin #ftse

[Mike Cosgrove @mikecosgrove]

Pension owner: “How’s my pension doing throughout the market turmoil?”
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Pension Manager:

[Mike Cosgrove @mikecosgrove]

First time home buyers and millennials in 2023.

[Mike Cosgrove @mikecosgrove]

Biden pardons weed offenders.

Weed stocks then have one of their biggest single-day spikes ever.

Those who buy stocks in weed firms can literally say they’re “drug dealers” without getting nicked. Don’t get high off your own supply. 🍀🍀🍀= 💷💷💷

[Mike Cosgrove @mikecosgrove]

Told ya’ll

[Mike Cosgrove @mikecosgrove]

The hawks are circling property.

A client put in an offer 12% below the asking price. He said the “offer expires in 48 hours”. Today the agent rang him asking could he extend the offer to Monday. I bet the fuckers end up selling lol.

It’s now a buyers market, the buyer is King.

[Mike Cosgrove @mikecosgrove]

Liberals watching Elon Musk confirm his purchase of Twitter.

[Mr VIX @MrVIXindex]

Traders watching the British government u-turn on its u-turn.

#ThickLizzie #stockmarketcrash #Bitcoin #dow #ftse #ukfintwit

[Mr VIX @MrVIXindex]

Gas & Oil traders escorting ESG funds and eco-capitalists out of the market.

#JustStopOil #Resign #stockmarketcrash #vix

[Mr VIX @MrVIXindex]

@WallStreetSilv @EnronChairman @ParikPatelCFA

[Mr VIX @MrVIXindex]

Gas & Oil traders escorting ESG funds and eco-capitalists out of the market.

#JustStopOil #Resign #stockmarketcrash #vix