Brynja Riehm

idk what’s happening but it’s fine

[Patrick Neve @catholicpat]

I tried to take peanut butter through airport security.

TSA: Sorry, no liquids, gels, or aerosols.

Me: I want you to tell me which of those things you think peanut butter is.

[molly @molllllusk]

“how to make friends as an adult” I don’t want new friends I want my old friends in the same place as me

[Rio Romeo @romeovomit]

to keep up w/ audible, spotify is now selling audiobooks. do NOT buy from either of these brands. there's an app called Libby which is 100% FREE that has thousands of old & brand new audiobooks and all you need is your library card number!

[flamin nora @katieogunsakin]

leonardo dicaprio is actually dating all the under-25s he possibly can to spread the word about climate change to those who will be the most impacted

[Abby Heugel @AbbyHasIssues]

Dolly Parton wrote “Jolene” and “I Will Always Love You” on the same day and I’ve been “getting ready to put away laundry” for the past five or six days.

[No Context Brits @NoContextBrits]

If Stranger Things was British.

[Goodable @Goodable]

In Ukraine, rescuers found a group of puppies underneath the rubble of a destroyed building.

When they looked closer, they saw the puppies were protecting a litter of newborn kittens — and refused to leave their side.

We don't deserve dogs.

[The Office on Peacock @theofficetv]

This Office x Minions crossover is a dream that we've had since lunch and we're not giving it up now.

[Fifty Shades of Whey @davenewworld_2]

An 11-year-old who survived the school shooting in Texas went into survival mode and put someone's blood on herself to pretend she was dead. The classmate next to her died and then saved her life. This is the kind of trauma you hear from an active war zone, not a 4th grade class.

[Bunsen, Beaker, Bernoulli & Brix @bunsenbernerbmd]

Hey, you want to get a dog.
That’s great!
WAIT!
Here are TEN things you may not be ready for, that you need to be ready for, to bring a dog into your life.
🧵 #Dogs

[Brynja Riehm @MrWayneIsBatman]

@MarisaKabas @awesomesaucer6

[shabs @__sxzhr]

The year was 2011. I was 18. I had practiced asking my dad if I can go on holiday with my friends for weeks now. I finally get the courage and ask. My heart is pounding!!!! He looks at me and then goes "I want you to watch a film called Taken"

[Dmytro Kuleba @DmytroKuleba]

Borys Romanchenko, 96, survived four Nazi concentration camps: Buchenwald, Peenemünde, Mittelbau-Dora, Bergen-Belsen. He lived his quiet life in Kharkiv until recently. Last Friday a Russian bomb hit his house and killed him. Unspeakable crime. Survived Hitler, murdered by Putin.

[Arnold Schwarzenegger @Schwarzenegger]

I love the Russian people. That is why I have to tell you the truth. Please watch and share.

[WeRateDogs @dog_rates]

This is Muffin. She didn’t want to alarm you but she is in fact floating away. Really appreciates the assistance. 14/10

[Pauline @therowsmvse]

she spoke the truth