Andy Whit

If only I had a little humility, I’d be perfect!

[No Context Brits @NoContextBrits]

The only person in the UK not sweating today.

[Andy Whit @MrWicketer]

Well played: I checked out my first song, top listens and all-time hits since my first day on Spotify, 06/12/11. Find yours at The Party of your Year(s)! https://t.co/O7pgR4UdiD

[Andy Whit @MrWicketer]

SOME CUNT CALLED FARAGE has just announced a new deportation policy on his Facebook page. The only reason I know this is because one of my Facebook ‘friends’ (now ex Facebook friend) liked the post. I hope you agree that this new deportation policy is fucking disgusting! 😡

[Very Beautiful South @VeryBeautSouth]

WE ARE EACH OTHER... "closer than a secret agent working undercover"! Filmed live at The Venue Derby on Saturday 7th February (video copyright Faye Stacey/View From The Pit
😎🎼🫶👏😘
https://t.co/Obd2EBYB3j

[Andy Whit @MrWicketer]

@RupertLowe10 Yes @RupertLowe10, built by British men and women using the exploited wealth and labour from foreign lands!

[Andy Whit @MrWicketer]

@antmiddleton At least he’s displaying the Union Flag correctly - which is more than can be said for most of the flag shaggers that follow your race-baiting rhetoric! 😂

[Andy Whit @MrWicketer]

@ChrisMasonBBC Attrition rate at one a week this autumn based on a two week period? What a right-wing wanker of a journalist you are! 🤬

[PunkAndNewWave @NewWaveAndPunk]

Released on this day in 1978: Jilted John #JiltedJohn
https://t.co/Dih38SKwSE

[Andy Whit @MrWicketer]

@TetroUKofficial Miss Piggy Lee (do I get a bonus point for her surname?)!! 😊

[Andy Whit @MrWicketer]

@SugaryStaple @NevilleStaple Happy Birthday @NevilleStaple …and many happy returns! 🏁

[Andy Whit @MrWicketer]

@piersmorgan Just because Meghan wouldn’t shag you… there’s no need to be so bitter! 😂😂😂

[Middle East Observer @ME_Observer_]

What a joke.

[Andy Whit @MrWicketer]

@elonmusk Childish

[Andy Whit @MrWicketer]

@realDonaldTrump Surely all that could be achieved by Israel just fucking off out of Palestine in the first place? #TwoStateSolution

[Morag Mitchell @MoragMitchell3]

I just read this on Facebook:

Someone asked "Why do many British people not like Donald Trump?"

Nate White, an articulate and witty writer from England, wrote this magnificent response:

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[Very Beautiful South @VeryBeautSouth]

LONG TRAIN RUNNIN’ …what happens after the soundcheck when you leave the band alone for 5 minutes! 📣🎷🎸🪘🎹🥁🎶😎xx

[Andy Whit @MrWicketer]

@artbookreviews A gentleman is a man who takes the weight on his elbows when in the missionary position 😊