Max Burrini

The Greatest Asshole in the World.

[Max Burrini @MrWonderfulMax]

@puregoldie3 Damn.

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@JDVance I bet you give a mean hand job. Probably can't finger a woman for shit, but man, a handjob from you. I bet it is good.

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@MarleeMatlin hi there. I'm 99% sure I photo bombed you at the #JamieCullum concert in Red Bank.

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@feral_brat I'll take it!

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@feral_brat Sexy hat!

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ESPN story on Boston center Robert Williams III's plan to return for Game 3 vs. Brooklyn: https://t.co/InkcqE24fz

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@BillyCrystal I turn 40 today. Watching #CitySlickers and only focusing on that one thing. #ThanksMitch

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@howardeskin After listening to you on the radio this morning. I'm certain you're the biggest clown in sports media. How people follow you and cling to your thoughts is beyond me. I would tell you to take your head out of your ass. But I'm sure you like the way you smell.

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@AgentPiston @gopackgators As Eagles fan, that knows more about Trask than Grimes, but am I missing something on why he fell?

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Thank you @davematthewsbnd for spending 59 hours with me this year on @Spotify. You are my #1. #spotifywrapped

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@tonyromo that yodeling is from the price is right, have a little respect for a classic institution.

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@BiaaBee Wish I could too

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@BiaaBee Something else. That looks much tastier.

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@BiaaBee The best time.

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@Lesdoggg I'm excited to see you in Philly on the 13th. Ironically, which is your shoe size-something along with your height I can get past. Play your cards right and I'll buy you a drink afterwards. 🥰🥰🥰

[Max Burrini @MrWonderfulMax]

"I'm the only one of me
Baby, that's the fun of me"@taylorswift13

Get ready to see that on every woman's #Bumble this #Summer

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@ComicJoshuaRyan Turns we already follow each other. Explains all the extra heavy breathing.

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@ErinFMain @lorrainecfoster @strawberrycurls I don't know you but I'm bringing back #CrimesAgainstCurls

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The Curly Hair Community will no longer be silent. #BobRoss is a fraud, his #Perm does not represent us.

#CrimesAgainstCurls

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@NUFCOfficial We need sign the Motorcycle Kid from #TheBadNewsBears this January.