This was the one site where I could never secure mrbeardedlady because someone claimed it years ago and hasn’t tweeted in over 6 years.
So, I’m MrBeardedLady on everything.
It’s been an honor shitposting for you lovely people. 🫡
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Eventually, even digital data will no longer be owned by individuals on their own initiative. Whenever there is a major change or accident in the world, in a country, in a government, in an idea, in a trend, access to it may suddenly be cut off.
WWE is crazy cause you can be a fan since you were a little kid and watch every era but still have 0 idea about week to week things cause wdym roddy piper teamed with eddie and batista on a late ‘05 smackdown
People who can't understand the appeal of stuff like Jackass and CKY can not be reasoned with. They will never understand the simple joys of full force drop kicking your friend into a souvenir stand.
When you are a teenager, you have to compete against Jerry Seinfeld during your comedy audition and then you go back to school and have to compete against Jerry Seinfeld to date the girl in your class.
In 3D, Pontius telling the professional farter “You’re bringing jazz back to the working man” right as he’s holding the trumpet up to his ass is an all-time line
“Deadlock Pro Wrestling. That was North Carolina-based. That was my top tier. They kind of got my name out for real. They gave me a lot of opportunities when it came to big name wrestlers and being able to just show who I am.”
- Je’Von Evans
(A Shot of Brandi)