Chris Adams

Astronaut

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Top Golf alternate names: Drunk Driving, Tipsy Tees, Chip & Chug, Pitch(er) or Putt?.

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@HokiesMBB Is this game coming on anytime soon?

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@LDavis_Sports How many OAR albums do you have?

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Sung to the tune of the O’Reilly’s Auto Parts jingle:
Bo, Bo, Bo, Booo-Jangles… Chicken Parts!

Y’all probably have similar customer base if you need to use this @Bojangles @oreillyauto

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@LDavis_Sports Redneck

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Did Sturgill tease Terrapin Station in Hampton last night? I’m pretty sure he did in the first couple of songs. Please help!

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@jermadams Can I come?

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It should be Unihorn, not Unicorn. The horn is the main thing. Corn shouldn’t even be involved. 🦄

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@phandy2001 Lockn was crazy hot

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I don’t recall hearing any Fishman sound effects. Maybe no Page samples either? Haven’t listened back to everything though. All business. #Sphere

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James lost his first tooth today.
I asked him if he knew the Tooth Fairy’s favorite rapper and he said no and I said Queen LaTeetha and he didn’t get it so I just laughed on the inside.

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@PhanArt Sweet. See you there.

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@PhanArt are you doing a Vegas Phan Art show? Thought I saw something on FB but couldn’t find it again.

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What did the decision makers decide when decision making time arrived?

The decision makers decided to postpone decision making time to a later time

It was a difficult decision but the decision makers decided to decide later due to delayed decisions made by their decision makers

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@jermadams Your moms a murph

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@cantsaytho Explain this

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@jermadams Are you driving and bringing the beer and a free ticket?

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Phish
JRAD
MMJ
Goose
DMB
Galactic

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@musicplayedband @goosetheband I think a pilgrim wrote that song

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@YourAnonNews *Melted beams can’t steal jet fuel