ATTENTION MEN WHO INSIST ON CARRYING BIG FUCKING GUNS IN PUBLIC! All we think, when we see you, is that you must have an incredibly tiny penis. We don't find you, sexy, mysterious, or interesting. You may as well be carrying a sign that says "I am very insecure about my manhood."
Someday in the future, children are going to learn about our time and they are going to be as utterly sad and confused by our lack of any kind of gun control or national healthcare as I was, as a child, learning about things like slavery, subjugation, and denial of civil rights.