I’ve been saying this for 7 years.
It you do not have kids you’ve never been tired a day in your life. You may think you have been, but I assure you, you were in fact, well rested.
Just saw an Instagram reel that said:
“At some point you become the age that your parents were in your childhood memories, only you don’t feel like an adult, and you realize your parents were still just kids trying to figure it out too”
And that shit just fucked me up.
Once hired a CPA who said her old firm would anonymously report their cleanest clients to the IRS tip line
Then would charge audit support fees and come out the hero since they knew the return was clean
There's Chases all around us
We spent months tracking 5,467 bets from Nigeria's biggest sports betting influencers.
The bets were worth ~$4.8 million.
We wanted to answer a simple question:
If you followed their bets exactly, would you make money?
The answer is no.🧵👇
With: @thimmie_onas@temiladeoluwaaa
MI dropped a banger, Elumelu a billionaire found the time to make a video with the song but MI himself couldn't be bothered to do a music video. Could have probably featured Elumelu himself. The guy is too unserious. Why would such a jam have no video? What a waste