Mr. Fibb

[Ben Wehrman @benwehrman]

Repeal the 19th.

[Fight With Memes @FightWithMemes]

"Men are such pigs"

[. @normie_account]

And then one day, for no reason at all, people voted Hitler into power

[Possum Reviews @ReviewsPossum]

There are two reasons you oppose nuclear power.

1) You're stupid.

2) You learned everything you think you know about nuclear power from The Simpsons.

[Anita Pastor Respect Account @MurcianoJapo]

Las mujeres son como “no puedo caminar sola de noche” y luego votan importar 3 millones de hombres de Violaristán 💅💅💅

[Immortal Tessy @TheresaArueyin1]

Satan in Eden: “Take and eat.”

Jesus at Last Supper: “Take and eat.”

In Genesis it was temptation…
At the Last Supper, it became grace.

What was broken in Eden…
was restored through Christ.

Hallelujah!

[Immortal Tessy @TheresaArueyin1]

Yes, Christianity brainwashed me.

Now I want to:
• love one person for life
• pray for people who hurt me
• forgive easily
• stay away from gossip
• build a beautiful family
• and find my purpose in Jesus

If that’s “brainwashed”… I’m staying like this.

Who else?

[That Trad Gal @thattradgal]

He didn’t say;
“This represents my body.”

He didn’t say;
“This symbolizes my body.”

He said;
“This IS my body.”

[rabbitholebot @rabbitholebot]

Scientists warn that Earth could run out of conspiracy theories by 2027 if they keep coming true at the current rate.

[Champ✨ @Ib_ra_himm]

"The forest was shrinking, but the trees kept voting for the Axe, for the Axe was clever and convinced them that because his handle was made of wood, he was one of them."

[Joe Kent @joekent16jan19]

After much reflection, I have decided to resign from my position as Director of the National Counterterrorism Center, effective today.

I cannot in good conscience support the ongoing war in Iran. Iran posed no imminent threat to our nation, and it is clear that we started this war due to pressure from Israel and its powerful American lobby.

It has been an honor serving under @POTUS and @DNIGabbard and leading the professionals at NCTC.

May God bless America.

[Meacham @MeachamDr]

MAGA in 2024:

“we want job growth, lower prices and no new wars!!”

MAGA in 2026:

“Here’s why declining jobs, higher prices and war are actually a good thing….”

[Jason Terry @jasonterry2024]

I’m not gonna lie. I would’ve rather tolerated pronouns and gender shit over this administration.

[claire @rosiekennedyxx]

do lesbians know they’re allowed to get good haircuts

[Mr. Fibb @Mr_Fibb]

@Kanph1t @gloriajest

[The Bitcoin Comedy @bitcoinzay]

Our world is run by satanic pedophiles and muthafuckas want to talk to me about voting for Democrats or Republicans